Leo
December 2nd, 2003, 04:49 PM
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
-Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
-Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
-Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
:They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings
-Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
- Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
-Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
-Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
-Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
:They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings
-Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
- Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.