*Bad Girl*
March 19th, 2005, 03:26 PM
Men are like newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners.
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like soap operas.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires.
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Hahahahahah Stupid mens :laf:
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners.
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like soap operas.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires.
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Hahahahahah Stupid mens :laf: