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MAX
March 21st, 2005, 10:09 AM
This is for wifes, husbands real meaning dictionary :


- "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

- "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

- "I'm tired" = I'm tired

- "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

- "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

- "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

- "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

- "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

- "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question ...

- "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

- "I love you" = Let's have sex now

- "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

- "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

- "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different!

- "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

- "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 10:20 AM
Thats Weird!!!
designo
March 21st, 2005, 10:30 AM
The truth cannot be any clearer! I hope women can finally understand this and go with the flow! Big deal, its only sex we're asking for.... its not rocket science you know!!!!
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 10:33 AM
The truth cannot be any clearer! I hope women can finally understand this and go with the flow! Big deal, its only sex we're asking for.... its not rocket science you know!!!!

Sex SEx SEx thats the only thing u thinkk offffffff, Cant u think of something else other then sex!! Get a life guys :friday:
7amad 26688
March 21st, 2005, 10:43 AM
Sex SEx SEx thats the only thing u thinkk offffffff, Cant u think of something else other then sex!! Get a life guys :friday:

:naughty:
ED
March 21st, 2005, 10:55 AM
Sex SEx SEx thats the only thing u thinkk offffffff, Cant u think of something else other then sex!! Get a life guys :friday:

your problem is that u didnt try it yet (Maby yes maby no) Sex is like Pringls once you POP u never Stop...


:pointlaf:
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 10:57 AM
your problem is that u didnt try it yet (Maby yes maby no) Sex is like Pringls once you POP u never Stop...


:pointlaf:

yeah right :nono: thats what makes you a SEX ANIMAL :mad2: in my opinion!
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 10:57 AM
Sex SEx SEx thats the only thing u thinkk offffffff, Cant u think of something else other then sex!! Get a life guys :friday:

Like what??!!!?!?!?
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 11:00 AM
Like what??!!!?!?!?

Like try to do something craetive in ur lives the only thing u guys do is sleep sex and gossip, Try to pray and read quran , Try to spend time with ur family, Try to Cook:)

im not saying that DONOT HAVE SEX at all, im saying that u dont have to think about having sex all the time!!!
ED
March 21st, 2005, 11:04 AM
yeah right :nono: thats what makes you a SEX ANIMAL :mad2: in my opinion!

Hmmm, how old r u again..?



Like try to do something craetive in ur lives the only thing u guys do is sleep sex and gossip, Try to pray and read quran , Try to spend time with ur family, Try to Cook:)
im not saying that DONOT HAVE SEX at all, im saying that u dont have to think about having sex all the time!!!

In red: Isnt that what women do for aliving?
In blue: isnt that what men do ?
In green: thats some of what normal human do
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 11:06 AM
Like try to do something craetive in ur lives the only thing u guys do is sleep sex and gossip, Try to pray and read quran , Try to spend time with ur family, Try to Cook:)

im not saying that DONOT HAVE SEX at all, im saying that u dont have to think about having sex all the time!!!

Ok. I pray and I read Quran and sometimes I coook, then what?!?!?!?!
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 11:08 AM
The point is SEX is everything without it NO life ..... :electric:
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 11:09 AM
I am out of here :nono: no use!!
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 11:11 AM
I am out of here :nono: no use!!


heeeeeeeeey come back :whack:
MAX
March 21st, 2005, 11:12 AM
guys u killed me :smilelol: :smilelol:
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 11:18 AM
heeeeeeeeey come back :whack:

YYYY come back when the IDEA is fixed in ur heads and nothing would change it :lame:
ED
March 21st, 2005, 11:20 AM
I am out of here :nono: no use!!

yes, go home and do me some lunch yalla.. :sheep:
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 11:27 AM
YYYY come back when the IDEA is fixed in ur heads and nothing would change it :lame:


HEADS ?? I have only ONE head .........
*Bad Girl*
March 21st, 2005, 11:34 AM
Because im veryyyyyyyyyyy sick im not focusing so i will not reply, guyz u will win this time and ONLY this time!!

byee
MAX
March 21st, 2005, 11:46 AM
:friday: as always guys win
SOFIA
March 21st, 2005, 11:51 AM
:friday: as always guys win


well we let u WIN! coz u cant WIN guys! this is the truth face it!


Bad girl, dont bother ur self with them! after all no matter what u say they never take it serious and never think of it! and u know why!!
MAX
March 21st, 2005, 11:59 AM
well we let u WIN! coz u cant WIN guys! this is the truth face it!


Bad girl, dont bother ur self with them! after all no matter what u say they never take it serious and never think of it! and u know why!!


no sometimes WE let girls think that they win cuz we don't wanna hurt them ..we cannot :naughty:
SOFIA
March 21st, 2005, 12:58 PM
no sometimes WE let girls think that they win cuz we don't wanna hurt them ..we cannot :naughty:


a3jbatnay :bounce:
ZOSicK
March 21st, 2005, 02:15 PM
I am out of here :nono: no use!!
trust me thats the best thing u can do .. we have uncontrolable obsessed sexaholics here :pat:
vette4ever
March 21st, 2005, 02:58 PM
trust me thats the best thing u can do .. we have uncontrolable obsessed sexaholics here :pat:

You stay out of this !!! FREAK !!
SOFIA
March 21st, 2005, 07:58 PM
You stay out of this !!! FREAK !!


thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:pointlaf: blackSS
Racing Replica
March 21st, 2005, 08:13 PM
men r like ...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sex machines :naughty:
SOFIA
March 21st, 2005, 08:23 PM
sex machines :naughty:


I KNOW I KNOW but glad U DO guys
Racing Replica
March 21st, 2005, 08:27 PM
I KNOW I KNOW but glad U DO guys
well ... i never had sex !! and if i did ... i wont be a sex machine like other guys :bunch:

i'll be busy with somthing else :naughty:
SOFIA
March 21st, 2005, 08:28 PM
well ... i never had sex !! and if i did ... i wont be a sex machine like other guys :bunch:

i'll be busy with somthing else :naughty:

HEY :chairs: walla i will delete ur post if u go far ba3ad! :chairs:
Racing Replica
March 21st, 2005, 08:32 PM
HEY :chairs: walla i will delete ur post if u go far ba3ad! :chairs:
:blink: do u know what i'll be busy with ? ... my girl friend is dying ... she wanna know what im gonna do ... and she cant get it !!
smart girl mashalla :blink:
zambezi
March 21st, 2005, 10:53 PM
The truth cannot be any clearer! I hope women can finally understand this and go with the flow! Big deal, its only sex we're asking for.... its not rocket science you know!!!!

Women do go with the flow but just occasionally we'd like a hug to be JUST a hug, men seem to think every touch has to lead to sex so women end up having a lot of headaches!!!
Racing Replica
March 22nd, 2005, 05:10 PM
Women do go with the flow but just occasionally we'd like a hug to be JUST a hug, men seem to think every touch has to lead to sex so women end up having a lot of headaches!!!
:smilelol: true true :lol:
Z28 Girl
March 22nd, 2005, 09:19 PM
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