Kraigoth
December 6th, 2003, 07:49 AM
25 signs you've grown up:
1-Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2-Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3-You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4-6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5-You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6-You watch the Weather Channel.
7-Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8-You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9-Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10-You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11-Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12-You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13-Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14-You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15-Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16-You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17-Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18-Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19-You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20-A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21-You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22-"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23-90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24-You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25-You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!
1-Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2-Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3-You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4-6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5-You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6-You watch the Weather Channel.
7-Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8-You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9-Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10-You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11-Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12-You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13-Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14-You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15-Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16-You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17-Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18-Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19-You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20-A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21-You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22-"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23-90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24-You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25-You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!