The Redneck Poet

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The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:



Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.]



The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:



Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.




The redneck won hands down!



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here is another some years old thread, you fukers.

[- Big&Blue -]

2years 10months 4 days 10hours and 33minits to be exact

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negro in class, teacher asks him, put the word nacho in a sentence... negro says,

i walked in on my nigga screwin my ho, and i say, yooo nigga! that ho nacho ho! she be mine!