Leo
December 18th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Saddam Hussien died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....so she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!????
She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me
too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how
everybody is doing too...
he called and talked for about 2
minutes, then he said: Well, devil how much do I owe ????
The devil goes: ten million dollars.....
Ten million dollars!!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
Saddam Hussen was extremely jealous too...he screamed... "I wanna call Iraq! I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"...
he called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....
After he puts the phone down : 'Well, devil, how much do I owe ????
The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!
:lildevil: :lildevil: :lildevil: :lildevil:
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....so she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!????
She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me
too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how
everybody is doing too...
he called and talked for about 2
minutes, then he said: Well, devil how much do I owe ????
The devil goes: ten million dollars.....
Ten million dollars!!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
Saddam Hussen was extremely jealous too...he screamed... "I wanna call Iraq! I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"...
he called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....
After he puts the phone down : 'Well, devil, how much do I owe ????
The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!
:lildevil: :lildevil: :lildevil: :lildevil: