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June 30th, 2005, 04:08 PM
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Helo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your Smart card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on...... 02049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Ahmed and you're calling from 254 Manama.
Your home number is 17222366, your office 17452302 and your mobile is 39662566. You are calling from home now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from The
National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank BD 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "You also have to go to the toilet in 5 minutes to empty your stomach and get ready for the pizza?"
Customer: "You better mind your business"
Operator : "The system shows that last time you visited the loo 3 days ago , this could affect your taste of our pizza"
Customer: "!!!!!!!!!*!*"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints]
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Customer: "Helo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your Smart card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on...... 02049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Ahmed and you're calling from 254 Manama.
Your home number is 17222366, your office 17452302 and your mobile is 39662566. You are calling from home now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from The
National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank BD 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "You also have to go to the toilet in 5 minutes to empty your stomach and get ready for the pizza?"
Customer: "You better mind your business"
Operator : "The system shows that last time you visited the loo 3 days ago , this could affect your taste of our pizza"
Customer: "!!!!!!!!!*!*"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints]
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