Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 12:48 PM
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
-HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
-SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours!
-HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
-SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
-HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
-SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
-HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
-SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
-HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
-SHE: Okay, get out!!!
-HE: I think I could make you very happy
-SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
-HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
-SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
-HE: Can I have your name?
-SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
-HE: Shall we go and see a film?
-SHE: I've already seen it!!!
-HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
-SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
-HE: Where have you been all my life?
-SHE: Hiding from you.
-HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
-SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
-HE: Is this seat empty?
-SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
-HE: So, what do you do for a living?
-SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
-HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
-SHE: Do not enter.
-HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
-SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours!
-HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
-SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
-HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
-SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
-HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
-SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
-HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
-SHE: Okay, get out!!!
-HE: I think I could make you very happy
-SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
-HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
-SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
-HE: Can I have your name?
-SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
-HE: Shall we go and see a film?
-SHE: I've already seen it!!!
-HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
-SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
-HE: Where have you been all my life?
-SHE: Hiding from you.
-HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
-SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
-HE: Is this seat empty?
-SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
-HE: So, what do you do for a living?
-SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
-HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
-SHE: Do not enter.