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Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 12:48 PM
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

-HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
-SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours!

-HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
-SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

-HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
-SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

-HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
-SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

-HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
-SHE: Okay, get out!!!

-HE: I think I could make you very happy
-SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

-HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
-SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

-HE: Can I have your name?
-SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

-HE: Shall we go and see a film?
-SHE: I've already seen it!!!

-HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
-SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

-HE: Where have you been all my life?
-SHE: Hiding from you.

-HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
-SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

-HE: Is this seat empty?
-SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

-HE: So, what do you do for a living?
-SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

-HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
-SHE: Do not enter.

Fast Lane
July 17th, 2005, 02:13 PM
hahah some nice rejection lines! :up:

BLOODLINE
July 17th, 2005, 02:32 PM
nice one's :smilelol:

thanks bro

Z28 Girl
July 17th, 2005, 03:33 PM
3ajeebh me ganna do it
:smilelol:
-HE: Can I have your name?
-SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 04:40 PM
ahahahah !!!!!! :lol: !!!!

thanks !!

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 06:21 PM
thnx guys but don't do it with me
:vader:

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 06:26 PM
ben7awel !

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 06:34 PM
no plz i'll be crying then :crying2:

Phoenix
July 17th, 2005, 06:37 PM
i like smart answers ....

but sometimes, i just hate it!

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 06:41 PM
ok ok i wont !! kesart 5a6ri !

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 06:44 PM
lool cool
so how about us doin it with u girls, i think it's gonna be fun right
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 07:08 PM
i ddnt get ya !!

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 07:27 PM
am saying like imagin the other wy around like ur asking us i think it's gonna be more fun

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 07:30 PM
aha .... :hmmm: i dont think i'd like to be insulted ! . but hey . live ur l ife tpo the fullest !! :laf:

qatar s2000 , can i have ur name ??

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 07:39 PM
k fine my name is waseem

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 07:42 PM
hehe !! u ddnt insult me i mean turn me down !!

3asoOoLa
July 17th, 2005, 07:55 PM
heheheh :smilelol: thanx i like the answering ways

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 08:02 PM
coz i didn't try to until now :thinking2

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 08:02 PM
ddnt try wut ??

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 08:08 PM
i didn't turn u down coz u didn't ask me these questions

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 08:12 PM
i did !! i asked u can i have ur name .. okay lets try another question ..

How did u get to be so handsome ??

(i dunno wut u look like :lol:)

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 08:16 PM
I must have been given your share

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 08:18 PM
so u think am ugly :(

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 08:20 PM
no walla but i said that coz ur bretty

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 08:23 PM
ia am why thank u .. u r a reall gentleman !!

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 08:28 PM
am saying the truth so need to thnk me

MaRtPoPeYe
July 17th, 2005, 08:52 PM
so u think i'm pretty not knowing wut i lok like ?

Phoenix
July 17th, 2005, 08:58 PM
olive oyle, QS2000 ...

dont drift away with chitchats or i would have to delete them or maybe closing this thread for going offtopic.


stay on track plz :)

high_waves
July 17th, 2005, 08:59 PM
mmmmm!

BriLLiaNT WayS ;)

THanks 4 sharing n welcOmE 2 GGT :beating:

Qatar S2000
July 17th, 2005, 09:10 PM
sorry for that
and thnx high waves