Leo
December 23rd, 2003, 12:45 PM
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, love," she says,
"I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist,
my rear end is hanging out a mile,
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
" She turns to her husband and says,
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says,
"Well......there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, love," she says,
"I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist,
my rear end is hanging out a mile,
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
" She turns to her husband and says,
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says,
"Well......there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."