Haaaaaaaaaaawahaaaaaa

[BikeMaster]

Here's to 3rd. grade logic !!!!!

A 3rd grader asked her mother the age-old question: How did I get here?

Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

"He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."


****************

An old man walks into a Catholic Church confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man: I am 92 years old, I have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I'm Jewish.

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man: I'm telling everybody!

**********

NEW SEATBELT TO LOWER ACCIDENTS!

http://www.gulfgt.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27170&stc=1

[Dr.Xta-C]

Hahahaha... :smilelol:

Nice jokes bro .. !

Oh, by the way... Were you next to the roundabout near the traffic department yesterday at night..!?!?

[BikeMaster]

Hahahaha... :smilelol:

Nice jokes bro .. !

Oh, by the way... Were you next to the roundabout near the traffic department yesterday at night..!?!?

Thanks dude..
Nah bro i didnt go out last nite..my bike is red and black.. i normally go out on weekends on it..and if i did i wouldnt go next to the traffic department..they love me too much..lol

[BikeMaster]

Hahahaha... :smilelol:

Nice jokes bro .. !

Oh, by the way... Were you next to the roundabout near the traffic department yesterday at night..!?!?

Thanks dude..
Nah bro i didnt go out last nite..my bike is red and black.. i normally go out on weekends on it..and if i did i wouldnt go next to the traffic department..they love me too much..lol

[CapRicon]

hahaha walla

:thanks:

[4ced]

i like the "im tellin' everybody!" :lol: thx bruv :up2:

[ZOSicK]

wahahahahahaa really funny :smilelol:

[Z28 Girl]

:haha: .......


but the SEATBELT :nono: it's not 4 me ana a9lan ma atklam wayd ........:confused:

[Camaro_Girl666]

:smilelol: very nice fanx bro

[...SILVIA...]

:haha: .......


but the SEATBELT :nono: it's not 4 me ana a9lan ma atklam wayd ........:confused:


Why the fack do you always think people are talking about ya ?


Who asked about ya ?

Who said that was ya ?

The world doesn't revolve around you..u know !

[Camaro_Girl666]

Why the fack do you always think people are talking about ya ?


Who asked about ya ?

Who said that was ya ?

The world doesn't revolve around you..u know !




:tuup: :smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol: actually dat crossed ma mind too..

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

Why the fack do you always think people are talking about ya ?


Who asked about ya ?

Who said that was ya ?

The world doesn't revolve around you..u know !



DAMN that was harsh............................................. ...............:smilelol:

[Dr.Xta-C]

:haha: .......


but the SEATBELT :nono: it's not 4 me ana a9lan ma atklam wayd ........:confused:

*Cough* attention seeker *Cough*

[Camaro_Girl666]

*Cough* attention seeker *Cough*





:laf:

[Dr.Xta-C]

:laf:

Being SO true is what makes it funny don't you think .. !?!? :thinking:

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyh ya zeman .. ! El chalb 3a'6 el asad.. :nono2:

[Camaro_Girl666]

Being SO true is what makes it funny don't you think .. !?!? :thinking:

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyh ya zeman .. ! El chalb 3a'6 el asad.. :nono2:



wat r u talkin bout ? :dot:

[Dr.Xta-C]

wat r u talkin bout ? :dot:

Forget it .. :mumble:

[4ced]

:haha: .......


but the SEATBELT :nono: it's not 4 me ana a9lan ma atklam wayd ........:confused:


oh and i suppose 7696 posts means youre quiet all the time....

http://www.gulfgt.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27179&stc=1

:elefant:

[Interceptor]

9ij yehoodi :smilelol:

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

oh and i suppose 7696 posts means youre quiet all the time....

http://www.gulfgt.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27179&stc=1

:elefant:

7696 posts of sentimental value :laf:

[Thug Life]

Why the fack do you always think people are talking about ya ?


Who asked about ya ?

Who said that was ya ?

The world doesn't revolve around you..u know !


daamn

i was about saying the same things in ur post

u r tottaly right brother

:cold:

[...SILVIA...]

daamn

i was about saying the same things in ur post

u r tottaly right brother

:cold:



:smoke: Just spillin' out the truth...

[Thug Life]

:smoke: Just spillin' out the truth...

good brother

u r very good :devil3:

so how are ur beast

[Camaro_Girl666]

oh and i suppose 7696 posts means youre quiet all the time....

http://www.gulfgt.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27179&stc=1

:elefant:





:laf: take it eazy on da gurl man....maybe she just haz alot to say.. :nofear:

[Thug Life]

:laf: take it eazy on da gurl man....maybe she just haz alot to say.. :nofear:

kil thy oo 3indha shay taby etgoolah??

oo el3anih :thinking:

[Camaro_Girl666]

kil thy oo 3indha shay taby etgoolah??

oo el3anih :thinking:




:smilelol: ethkir rabik ya walad

[Thug Life]

:smilelol: ethkir rabik ya walad

ensy el fikra

[Camaro_Girl666]

ensy el fikra


:blink:














:laf:

[Thug Life]

:blink:














:laf:

yo3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :(

[Interceptor]

the new no topic thread :blink:

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

:laf: take it eazy on da gurl man....maybe she just haz alot to say.. :nofear:

DAMN.............................. :whine:

7696 things not worth listening to is more like it

[...SILVIA...]

good brother

u r very good :devil3:

so how are ur beast


El beasts..are ok walla...

They just changed shifts...heeheh...