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October 22nd, 2005, 09:27 PM
This is the first joke, here it goes.

A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. He wrote, "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof."

The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

The dog looked confused and replied, "But, then the message wouldn't make any sense."

SpiderSol
October 23rd, 2005, 08:35 AM
:D Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. :D

SpiderSol
October 23rd, 2005, 08:37 AM
:D "I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.
"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."
:D