SpiderSol
November 7th, 2005, 09:59 AM
>>>>Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
>>>>A: Puppies grow up.
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their
>>>>faces?
>>>>A: Because they are...
>>>>
>>>>Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
>>>>A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
>>>>
>>>>Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
>>>>hit the ground first?
>>>>A: Who cares?????.....
>>>>
>>>>Q: What did God say after he created man?
>>>>A: I can do better than this! And then he created
>>>>woman!!!.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man& a UFO ?
>>>>A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
>>>>A: i) no mind
>>>>ii) no business
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>>>A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
>>>>directions.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
>>>>A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
>>>>
>>>>Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>>>>A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
>>>>intention of driving.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
>>>>A: Exchange him!!
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why do men like smart women?
>>>>A: Opposites attract.
>>>>
>>>>Pass this on to all women who need a laugh..
>>>>and to men who can handle it!
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>>>>A: Puppies grow up.
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their
>>>>faces?
>>>>A: Because they are...
>>>>
>>>>Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
>>>>A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
>>>>
>>>>Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
>>>>hit the ground first?
>>>>A: Who cares?????.....
>>>>
>>>>Q: What did God say after he created man?
>>>>A: I can do better than this! And then he created
>>>>woman!!!.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man& a UFO ?
>>>>A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
>>>>A: i) no mind
>>>>ii) no business
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>>>A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
>>>>directions.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
>>>>A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
>>>>
>>>>Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>>>>A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
>>>>intention of driving.
>>>>
>>>>Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
>>>>A: Exchange him!!
>>>>
>>>>Q: Why do men like smart women?
>>>>A: Opposites attract.
>>>>
>>>>Pass this on to all women who need a laugh..
>>>>and to men who can handle it!
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