naughy kid

[ZOSicK]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was
dead.
How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the
child.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went
'Pssst!'
and it didn't move."

:lildevil:

[designo]

dude!!!

i need to take you out for dinner! I think you need to get a cup of cofee or something. You guys free tonight?

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by designo
dude!!!

i need to take you out for dinner! I think you need to get a cup of cofee or something. You guys free tonight?

im always free .. say startbucks or gahwa ? call me :bigok:

[yassrey]

so you guys are out for coffee ha WHO WILL PSSST IN THE OTHER GUY EAR:booty:

[4ced]

Originally posted by yassrey
so you guys are out for coffee ha WHO WILL PSSST IN THE OTHER GUY EAR:booty:

why dont u come on over, well psss in ur ear if u want :naughty:

[yassrey]

THAT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL IDEA ILL PSSST BY AND PSSST IN ALL OF YOU GUYS THERE IN YOUR EARS :naughty:

[ZOSicK]

another joke :lmao:


A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes
later....

"Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of
water?"

:naughty: