yassrey
January 14th, 2004, 05:03 PM
Cherie Blair died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Mrs. Blair , "who's clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
Who's clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Mrs. Blair asked, "Where's Tony Blair's clock?"
"Tony Blair's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a fan!"
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Mrs. Blair , "who's clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
Who's clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Mrs. Blair asked, "Where's Tony Blair's clock?"
"Tony Blair's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a fan!"