Racers come in plz

[BikeMaster]

What do u guys think of making a list of excuses then number them and ask them to make it a sticky thread on Race Stories.. that way ppl dont have to actually type the excuse they want to say/use..they quote the number..
ill start

1- My car/bike Stalled

[NinjaBoy]

Actually " My clutch is gone" should be the first one.. Number 2 Is " waiting for my car to be fixed. #3 " Wait till i get my license" That is the best first 3 i can think of....

[vette4ever]

1. I Missed Shift
2. I have Bad Tiers
3. Running with Slicks and I dont
4. he has Racing fuel and I dont
5. over heated
6. Turbo lag
7. I have Traction problem
8. Jump start
9. I have to go to toilet coz my stomach is full of sh!t * Weight redaction

[BikeMaster]

1. I Missed Shift
2. I have Bad Tiers
3. Running with Slicks and I dont
4. he has Racing fuel and I dont
5. over heated
6. Turbo lag
7. I have Traction problem
8. Jump start
9. I have to go to toilet coz my stomach is full of sh!t * Weight redaction

:smilelol: :smilelol:
i like those ones lol..

[??ąяяєŗą?]

the garage door won't open.. can't take the car out:grin:

[- Big&Blue -]

i have a stock engine, u've got a racing filter :blink:

[Thug Life]

1_boost leak
2_i use stock ratio's
3_i have simple bolt ons
4_im STOCK:duh:

[vette4ever]

Silvia where are you?

:wave:

[Phoenix]

1. I Missed Shift 3 gears
2. I have Bad Tiers
3. Running with Slicks and I dont
4. he has Racing fuel and I dont
5. over heated
6. Turbo lag
7. I have Traction problem
8. Jump start
9. I have to go to toilet coz my stomach is full of sh!t * Weight redaction
10. no boost
11. turbo doesnt spool
12. i only race zero (while he can race rolling)
13. waiting for parts
14. clutch is finished (according to the clutch counter on-board)
15. gears finish after 1km (while he claims the car can hit 280km/h)
16. weather is not turbo friendly
17. parts came off (excuse of 2006 while losing a race)



thats all for now, will be back later for more :wave:

[Black Z]

1- u gave me the finger instead of 3!!!
2- a cat ran infront of me.
3- some guys took phots with flash so I hit the breaks.
4- I sneezed while shifting to third...
5- I got a msg which made me miss my second gear.
6- I smelled some NOS!!!!
7- your car was leaking!!
8- wheel spin!!!
9-I raced you with no tune.

[BLOODLINE]

1. I Missed Shift 3 gears
2. I have Bad Tiers
3. Running with Slicks and I dont
4. he has Racing fuel and I dont
5. over heated
6. Turbo lag
7. I have Traction problem
8. Jump start
9. I have to go to toilet coz my stomach is full of sh!t * Weight redaction
10. no boost
11. turbo doesnt spool
12. i only race zero (while he can race rolling)
13. waiting for parts
14. clutch is finished (according to the clutch counter on-board)
15. gears finish after 1km (while he claims the car can hit 280km/h)
16. weather is not turbo friendly
17. parts came off (excuse of 2006 while losing a race)



thats all for now, will be back later for more :wave:
true true :grin:

1. Passenger's
2. Petrol Tank Full
3. Heavy Sound System
4. A car wasnt built for racing but I race in it so its full of sh!t :pat:

[ali2712]

1-I saw ethyopians in the road and honked
2-I sneezed
3-I saw Michael Jackson on a camel(3ala 6ool Hand)

[BikeMaster]

0-I saw a redlight and stopped :tome:

1-He was too far ahead of me and i didnt want to u to see the distance he gives me

2-I ran outta fuel
3-My service engine soon lite came on
4-My song for the race didnt come on
5- i forgot to switch my headlights off (more power without them..lol)
6- i forgot to de-flate the tyres
7- i forgot to remove the spare tyre
8- my license is expired
9- im on CURFEW,, wife wont let me out of the house (lol)
10-my car is dirty..only race with a clean car



keep em coming guyz~

:up2: :up2: :up2:

[Black Z]

1- I pooped in my pants.
2- a bee was in my car..
3- I had to change the CD for a proper song..
4- the brakes are close to the accelrator...
5- forgot to hit the clutch!!!
6- my balls got squeezed coz of my tight jeans while flooring it.
7- my windows were open..
8- my horn doesnt work!!!!
9- my ECU wires were pluged wrong and the 5th injecter got blocked and my pullys were installed without the belt....
10- I forgot to install nos...
11- I forgot to put ice on my intake...

someone take over please...

[BikeMaster]

my star sign said the moons are not alligned


:laf:

[f won]

i dont have licence(but its true!!)
my mom doesnt let me race the jeep.. lol

[ZOSicK]

1. I Missed Shift
2. I have Bad Tiers
3. Running with Slicks and I dont
4. he has Racing fuel and I dont
5. over heated
6. Turbo lag
7. I have Traction problem
8. Jump start
9. I have to go to toilet coz my stomach is full of sh!t * Weight redaction
King of excuses :hail:

[f won]

next hell say that guy has launch control

[Gulf_Exhaust]

no money for petrol :D

[designo]

my MAFs are dirty!

[A.Z]

If he smoked you so bad then you can simply say my car is 2 slow compared to yours! :D
because even if you mentioned all the problems you have or faced and had another race after fixing everything you wont be able to pass him!

[BikeMaster]

I think we should ask the moderators,, does this thread apply to be a sticky? after closing it giving them proper numbering and adjusting...
???














:tome: :tome:

[yassrey]

1-your car has an MSD and my car doesnt.
2-you didnt tell me what kobrey was the finishing point.
3-i was driving but ill ask fahid muslim to drive next time.
4-forgot to dyno my car after gapping the spark plug.

[BikeMaster]

1-your car has an MSD and my car doesnt.
2-you didnt tell me what kobrey was the finishing point.
3-i was driving but ill ask fahid muslim to drive next time.
4-forgot to dyno my car after gapping the spark plug.

:smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol:

Damn yassery, points 2,3 i had..lol spot on!

[BikeMaster]

:smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol:

Damn yassery, points 2,3 were told to me...lol spot on!

[vette4ever]

Got NOS !!

[BikeMaster]

1-My a/c doesnt work
2- the heater doesnt work
3- my door handle fell off
4- my tyres are new and i dont wanna burn them
5- i have a full tank of gas and it will take me 3 days to make it go down
6- my number plate is tilted
7- i didnt wax the car.. it doesnt cut thru the air
8- my speedo doesnt work
9- the temp isnt 25C
10-i put Jayid instead of Mumtaz

:elefant: :haha:

[SAMoloGY]

1. my clutch is finished
2. my targa top opens up at 120km (fixed now)
3. my exhaust is loud so i couldnt hear u honk
4. i forgot my wallet at the starting point.. had to break!
5. im running on the 19's

[Racing Replica]

My balls smashed when I heard his car roaring !

He's got more stickers on his car than I do !

I wanted to scratch my head in the second gear that's why I miss shifted !

My girlfriend told me not to race otherwise she wont talk to me for 3 hours !

Society police is grounding the place << Well actually this is my excuse for the moment !! :tome: I wanna race with my 900rr :(

[GhOsT RiDeR]

:laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2

[designo]

Actually, this one is a common one too...

"First race me in my slow car, then you qualify to race my faster car"

[Kayman]

where is silvia when you need him :lol:

oh yeah "THE AC WAS ON" :smilelol:

[...SILVIA...]

Thanx for the pix bro :up2:

[BikeMaster]

1-My windshield wipers dont work

2-the gear knob comes out in my hand..knob..

3-i dont have credit to call you to arrange for a race

:dot:

[NOS4EVER]

1- you are hiding N.O.S
2- you have headers on both side of the engine
3- my filter is dirty
4- a have a full tank
5- I am warring the wrong shoos (you now how)
6- My engine oil is old
7- I have a miss fire at 6700 rpm (the limiter at 6500)
8- My windows dose not close
9- I have a wheel balance
10-the police men are in the hi way
11- thanks to TAG you have more H/P than my car

[Racing Replica]

I would like to race you with my 900rr .. but the problem is that you have to wait till I get myself one :tome:

[ADM]

remember that one about the stones hitting my car from below?

[BikeMaster]

The Wind was in front of me not behind me so i couldnt get to 265kmph

:driving:

[vette4ever]

My shoe got stacked into the break paddle :smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol:












Opppps :tome:

[BikeMaster]

Here's one i heard last nite..

WHAT? you wanna race me with that? GO SPEND TWO THOUSAND DINARS LIKE ME THEN I WILL RACE YOU! :pat:

[ADM]

gu'9i gaam e7ekni

[BLOODLINE]

we'll I got this once from an EX-Member here in ggt who drives a lancer when he got passed by me in a 1.8 corolla

he said .. sayartek neshee6a cuz mashya akthar meni!

[fufu]

we'll I got this once from an EX-Member here in ggt who drives a lancer when he got passed by me in a 1.8 corolla

he said .. sayartek neshee6a cuz mashya akthar meni!
I can only imagine what kind of an attitude you would have if you actually had a decent car! Why dont u go make something of urself in life?

[vette4ever]

Here's one i heard last nite..

WHAT? you wanna race me with that? GO SPEND TWO THOUSAND DINARS LIKE ME THEN I WILL RACE YOU! :pat:
:smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol:

[ED]

hathy wa7id gay 7a9elow 5yara fe 3ezgeta galoola shino thy galihom at3alaj bela3shab

[??ąяяєŗą?]

hathy wa7id gay 7a9elow 5yara fe 3ezgeta galoola shino thy galihom at3alaj bela3shab

hahaha :lol: 7elwa

[Black Beast]

best excuse:

1. i dont race on weekends :lol:

[...SILVIA...]

best excuse:

1. i dont race on weekends :lol:


Oh **** :smilelol: ..I do remember that from our fellow member :lol: