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Kayman
January 18th, 2004, 12:06 AM
I was driving my E class and I was feeling that it was heavy and doesn't shift properly and smoothly so I took the car to the dealership and they said I lost power in the engine and they will change alot of **** in it and it will cost me 400bd :motz2:

**** Mercedes Benz :booty:

Black Z
January 18th, 2004, 12:11 AM
I never heard of losing power like that...

what was the reason? :confused:

could it be a factory fault or somthing?

Kayman
January 18th, 2004, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Black Z
I never heard of losing power like that...

what was the reason? :confused:

could it be a factory fault or somthing?

I have no idea.. probably because of using it alot (long trips).. anyway, that proves benzos are not reliable.

designo
January 18th, 2004, 07:29 AM
actually it proves that you are the shittiest driver ever to step foot in a benz! Do u even know anything about mechanics????

do u even look after your car? i dont think so! Sort of reminds me of the state of your crappy ole beemer before we taought you a few tricks or two about maintaining cars!!!

dumbass!

you drive like a girl by the way!

Silver SS
January 18th, 2004, 07:39 AM
:confused:
Loss of power

designo
January 18th, 2004, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Silver SS
:confused:
Loss of power

AIR MASS SENSOR !!!! :bigok:

Silver SS
January 18th, 2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by designo
AIR MASS SENSOR !!!! :bigok:
ahh... :motz2:

400 b.d:motz2: for that

KRaK
January 18th, 2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by designo
AIR MASS SENSOR !!!! :bigok:

it happens on every car,, even on bmw,.,,,, i remeber a bmw m5 of my friend.. he took me a spin in it and suddenly the car slowed down to a 100km/h........ he was shifted in fifth with his foot heavy on the petrol pedal and the car doesnt move


it doesnt have to happen to a benz..it may happen to any car... even ur much beloved bmw....so...dont **** benz nemore:motz2:

designo
January 18th, 2004, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by KRaK
it happens on every car,, even on bmw,.,,,, i remeber a bmw m5 of my friend.. he took me a spin in it and suddenly the car slowed down to a 100km/h........ he was shifted in fifth with his foot heavy on the petrol pedal and the car doesnt move


it doesnt have to happen to a benz..it may happen to any car... even ur much beloved bmw....so...dont **** benz nemore:motz2:

it happens commonly on BMW's, especially the M models because of our dirty air! What happens is that the MAF sensor get dirty and therefore the wrong readings are send to the Engine management computer, so u feel the car losing power. That can happen on Benz cars.

But on M powered cars (drive by wire systems), it causes the engine to go into LIMP mode which keeps the car from over revving and any damage to the throttle system and air intakes. And thats why you floor it but no power, and the car can jerk violently trying to keep the rev down in all gears!!!

i hate computers, more **** to go wrong!!!!

Kayman
January 18th, 2004, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by designo
actually it proves that you are the shittiest driver ever to step foot in a benz! Do u even know anything about mechanics????

do u even look after your car? i dont think so! Sort of reminds me of the state of your crappy ole beemer before we taought you a few tricks or two about maintaining cars!!!

dumbass!

you drive like a girl by the way!

First of all **** u and your mercedez benz :motz2: second of all, u drive a girl and not me :booty: biaaaaaaaaaatch .. third of all, u and i both know who has the shinest beemer in town :naughty: (cough) :lildevil:

///M Power
January 18th, 2004, 01:59 PM
nice topic with a great title.. :bigok: :bigok: :bigok:

Kayman
January 18th, 2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by ///M Power
nice topic with a great title.. :bigok: :bigok: :bigok: I know you love it :naughty:

Kayman
January 18th, 2004, 11:09 PM
I just got the car back.. i gota admit it feels good and very fast compared to before, i can feel the difference. Although they ripped me off, i feel a bit happy now. They changed alot of **** from air mass something to spark plugs and ****. :bigok:

CLK 55 AMG
January 18th, 2004, 11:26 PM
what a ******car u have to talk about benz in this way??
its only a ******3 series with a **********

i told ya before, you are the MAN designo...

show him the benz loyality bro

///M Power
January 18th, 2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Black330
I know you love it :naughty:


y wouldn't i...heheh...

4ced
January 19th, 2004, 08:09 AM
shoof, black 330, etha el benz mub 3ajbetek bas 7awelha eb my name ou ill give u a BMW sticker or sumthin a9lan i need a car right now

designo
January 19th, 2004, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by 4ced induction
shoof, black 330, etha el benz mub 3ajbetek bas 7awelha eb my name ou ill give u a BMW sticker or sumthin a9lan i need a car right now

buy one RICH BOY! :tongue:

4ced
January 19th, 2004, 09:09 AM
la i dont need one anymore 5alna 3ala el continental GT malatna

Kayman
January 19th, 2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by CLK 55 AMG
what a ******car u have to talk about benz in this way??
its only a ******3 series with a **********

i told ya before, you are the MAN designo...

show him the benz loyality bro

gilna u bought designo's benz bas ya a5y stop sucking his balls everytime.. he's not god..

Kayman
January 19th, 2004, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by 4ced induction
shoof, black 330, etha el benz mub 3ajbetek bas 7awelha eb my name ou ill give u a BMW sticker or sumthin a9lan i need a car right now

Fine. I'll give you the benz and you give me any BMW model 99 and above.. Deal? :bigok:

4ced
January 19th, 2004, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Black330
Fine. I'll give you the benz and you give me any BMW model 99 and above.. Deal? :bigok:



no that wasnt the deal

bmw STICKER.. sumthin to stick on the back of your university text book or sumthin...

///M Power
January 19th, 2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by 4ced induction
no that wasnt the deal

bmw STICKER.. sumthin to stick on the back of your university text book or sumthin...



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

designo
January 19th, 2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Black330
I just got the car back.. i gota admit it feels good and very fast compared to before, i can feel the difference. Although they ripped me off, i feel a bit happy now. They changed alot of **** from air mass something to spark plugs and ****. :bigok:

another problem may be your o2 sensors. Its a common problem too!

The engines in today's vehicles are largely electronically controlled. Sensors and actuators sense the operation of specific components (e.g., the oxygen sensor) and actuate others (e.g., the fuel injectors) to maintain optimal engine control. An on-board computer, known sometimes as a "powertrain control module" or an "engine control unit," controls all of these systems. With proper software, the on-board computer is capable of monitoring all of the sensors and actuators to determine whether they are working as intended. It can detect a malfunction or deterioration of the various sensors and actuators, usually well before the driver becomes aware of the problem through a loss in vehicle performance or driveability. The sensors and actuators, along with the diagnostic software in the on-board computer, make up what is called "the OBD system."

4ced
January 19th, 2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by designo
another problem may be your o2 sensors. Its a common problem too...

o2 sensors are big problems in GMC typhoons for that matter

Kayman
January 19th, 2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by 4ced induction
no that wasnt the deal

bmw STICKER.. sumthin to stick on the back of your university text book or sumthin...

i dont think you can even afford a sticker.

4ced
January 19th, 2004, 09:29 PM
la... i can afford the stickers :motz2:

Kayman
January 20th, 2004, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by 4ced induction
la... i can afford the stickers :motz2:

fine. buy me one then :naughty:

designo
January 20th, 2004, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by Black330
fine. buy me one then :naughty:
he should buy you stickers worth BD 400 !!

4ced
January 20th, 2004, 11:58 AM
in exchange for the benz dude ill buy you 400 dinar stickers (where the hell do u get 400 dinar stickers are they like diamond plated or sumthin)



(but if it looks like that maroon kuwaiti benz in the other post, then NO DEAL) :booty:

Blue_Bullet
January 20th, 2004, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Black330
I have no idea.. probably because of using it alot (long trips).. anyway, that proves benzos are not reliable.

Thanx for saying that .. i was waiting for someone to say it .. hehehehe

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designo
January 21st, 2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Blue_Bullet
Thanx for saying that .. i was waiting for someone to say it .. hehehehe

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Blue_Bullet
January 21st, 2004, 10:07 AM
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