Who Here Talks to Their Cars?

[JonnybravoM3]

LONDON (Reuters) - Nearly half of motorists regularly talk to their cars, giving words of encouragement ahead of a long trip and lavishing praise for a job well done at journey's end, according to research on Monday.

A survey of 2,000 owners also found 40 percent thought their car had a personality and was capable of being upset whilst 19 percent worried about how their car was feeling.

The poll, conducted by organisers of July's British International Motor Show found women rather than men tended to have a close relationship with their car. Giving a pet name to their car but not their human partners was admitted to by 20 percent of women.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060220/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_transport_britain_cars


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I for one admit, i do.. always before leaving the country, i give her a nice kiss on the roof and a pat on the hood... lol...

:blankh:

[Camaro_Girl666]

actually i do...i even cuss at it :spaz:

[Quarantine]

i only say,

good job, you're the best, tapping on the steering wheel

that after a good run at the drag strip.

[BikeMaster]

:thinking2 talk to the car? :pat: :yikes: :laf: nope..dont do that..

:toilet:

[- Big&Blue -]

nope, havnt done that since my first car but leaving the bike at the workshop makes me like its in the hospital, and seeing it scratched hurts a lot...

[JonnybravoM3]

nope, havnt done that since my first car but leaving the bike at the workshop makes me like its in the hospital, and seeing it scratched hurts a lot...

not even before a race? you dont tell ur bike "common baby, u can win this! do it for pappa!"??:haha: hehe

[ZOSicK]

i do the same :grin:

[JDM tuner]

not even before a race? you dont tell ur bike "common baby, u can win this! do it for pappa!"??:haha: hehe
The Fast & The Freak :haha:

[Z28 Girl]

i do always :grin:

atleast i know it's mine when there r no one around :(

[Nightmare.]

i talk to my car everyday, sing for it sometimes and then a kiss on the steering wheel:blankh:

the last time the heat was up i was like "oh baby dont die on me now plz plz hold on we r close to home" lol

[JDM tuner]

shfeek hamood ma3endak rabe3???:smilelol:

[Nightmare.]

rabe3 feee but someone to love & kiss mafee :werd:

[ED]

rabe3 feee but someone to love & kiss mafee :werd:


:haha:

[Nightmare.]

:haha:

:devil3:

kelina fe elhawa sawa :haha:

[vette4ever]

I had a sex with my cars !!

[JDM tuner]

ya sure , u do it with anything ...:duh:

[vette4ever]

ya sure , u do it with anything ...:duh:
even with you !! :haha:

[MUSTANG GT]

some times when i get fcuking excited when flooring, i goes like rooooooooooo7

[JDM tuner]

oh u goes like that????

[4ced]

i do... my cars all had names... kandy, sophie, etc... this can range to anything from anger (why the f^%& didnt you stop when i slammed the brakes) to compassion (babe im so sorry i havent washed you in so long yala babe plz just a bit more soon ill take u) to emotion (im gonna miss you hun, ill be back in two weeks dont worry...)

and sometimes when she isnt washed in a while she just gives me this look...

uh...

[4ced]

my friend had a pure daleeeeee3a car :lol:

opel steinmetz.. you know with wheels and body kit etc etc... shes exactly like a typical bahrainia girl, totally spoilt... for the smallest thing he has to take her to the wekala otherwise she throws a fit and doesnt run... and she costs him a lot too... he also took her to laser for a full wash every week...

one week he didnt take her for the car wash and the transmission broke a few days later :lol: sej dalee3a

[CapRicon]

Of course i do 2 ..

"How are u today?" (at the morning)

"R u well?!" (when the battery is weak)

"U smell good, babe." (after sevice from garage and perfumed)

"By 4 now, see u later!" (swiched off and key removed)

"Good nite, honey. Got 2 go and u sleep well." (evening parked)

:blankh: :driving: :blankh: :driving: :blankh:

[JDM tuner]

Of course i do 2 ..

"How are u today?" (at the morning)

"R u well?!" (when the battery is weak)

"U smell good, babe." (after sevice from garage and perfumed)

"By 4 now, see u later!" (swiched off and key removed)

"Good nite, honey. Got 2 go and u sleep well." (evening parked)

ahha and when u get out of the car to buy something froma shop and come back do u say "brb" :haha:

[CapRicon]

SLP -

u are smart i must say ..

:thanku:

[JDM tuner]

:duh::duh::duh: of course i am ....

[Z28 Girl]

i called my car " 7abibeee " :blankh:

and in the highway i called it " majnoooOoon "

[Camaro_Girl666]

ahha and when u get out of the car to buy something froma shop and come back do u say "brb" :haha:




^ :smilelol: 7elwa !

[Racing Replica]

You've just reminded me with something .....





The last scene of Dukes of Hazzzard WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :smilelol:

When the Aussie assss starts kissin Boo (I guess .. if not then it's Loo) and he talks to the car and goes like .. dont worry about her babe she's crazy :smilelol: FUCCCCCCCCK :smilelol:



I wanna see that movie again !

[Kayman]

I masturbate on my car when we have sex.

god my baby gives me sooo much pleasure.

[vettelover]

I masturbate on my car when we have sex.

god my baby gives me sooo much pleasure.
ehheheehhe b330 i have 2 admit tht your mad :P

[Striker]

Akeeed!!

When ever I see a sexy AMG... I go.. AYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[4ced]

shouldnt it be "aya 3alaich"?

[4ced]

I masturbate on my car when we have sex.

god my baby gives me sooo much pleasure.



so thats how you keep her so shiny..........

[Striker]

shouldnt it be "aya 3alaich"?


Noo.. It's AYEAAAAAAAAH!


If you wanna use the 3alaik/3alaich part.. you can go like this,....!

Ayeah 3alaik 3amaro yal 7elo!!

Beroo ta5at!

[4ced]

next time u take a ride in my car, im gonna make u pay for the ride... and its not gonna be with money!

[empreza555]

i think that humans like to bond with anything-non human-they interact on a daily basis,like dogs or cats,sometimes pc's or pens and most importantly CARS!!!i used to call my pontiac grand prix 3azeeza.....

[Striker]

next time u take a ride in my car, im gonna make u pay for the ride... and its not gonna be with money!

I don't wanna ride with you AGAIN!!!

[zambezi]

I used to talk to my old car on cold snowy mornings when she went on strike...well to be honest talking to her isn't quite the way I'd describe it but I did find calling her a stupid f**king b**ch seemed to do the trick, oh that and threatening to roll her down the mountain.

[Striker]

I hate you Zambezi!


Finish!!! I'll never forgive you again!! :whip: Zambezi

[ADM]

After i wrecked my camaro, for 2 days i hated myself. I was so inlove with it. Alla yer7amha

[zambezi]

I hate you Zambezi!


Finish!!! I'll never forgive you again!! :whip: Zambezi

Oh whoopee Striker!!! Love you too and in my defence it would have been a kindness to her, a real mercy killing but as it is I still have her, still take her on the occasional run (when she gets over her PMT) because I'm a softy really and didn't have the heart to get rid of her, so Striker dear hate me all you want...

[designo]

Morons! All of you! You hear me? All of you!

Once I told my car that she's a pain in the asssss, the next day she was in the dealers and cost me 1000 dinars!

[ADM]

hahahaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii. Serves you right.

[designo]

bugger off mate!

[C S B]

I had a sex with my cars !!

WHO IS THE MAN & WHOZ THE WOMEN ?

[ADM]

bugger off mate!
Sod off n die

[Kayman]

4ced: is your camaro manual?

[Farawla]

For me, My car is my husband.. So I talk to it, kiss it, take care of it.... etc :bed:

[Kayman]

For me, My car is my husband.. So I talk to it, kiss it, take care of it.... etc :bed:

do you have sex with it? :banana:

[C S B]

do you have sex with it? :banana:


OOHHH gwyaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Farawla]

do you have sex with it? :banana:


6ee6 6ee6 Ignore .... :boxing: "Ma ba red 3aleek cuz 3aib"

[Kayman]

I was kidding sis, I have sex with my car.

Both ours cars are bimmers, both are sexy :banana:

[Farawla]

I was kidding sis, I have sex with my car.

Both ours cars are bimmers, both are sexy :banana:

Good for you :).....

sure they are but mine is a guy ;)......

[4ced]

im afraid black330's car might be a guy too :blink: what if you dont know that and youre having sex with it :blink:

[Striker]

Oh whoopee Striker!!! Love you too and in my defence it would have been a kindness to her, a real mercy killing but as it is I still have her, still take her on the occasional run (when she gets over her PMT) because I'm a softy really and didn't have the heart to get rid of her, so Striker dear hate me all you want...


ehehehe... Ok.. I forgive you cuz you didn't get rid of her!!!

What's her name!?!? :p

[Striker]

Morons! All of you! You hear me? All of you!

Once I told my car that she's a pain in the asssss, the next day she was in the dealers and cost me 1000 dinars!


You're a moron for selling your CLK and buying an M5!!

What an idiot!!!!

[''stingray'']

so lets say it all Designo's car is pain in the asssss :elefant:

[4ced]

you can also leave out the ('s car) part.....

[designo]

For me, My car is my husband.. So I talk to it, kiss it, take care of it.... etc :bed:
Hmmmm...

You are a lesbian! Cause we all know that "sayara" is a female!

[designo]

You're a moron for selling your CLK and buying an M5!!

What an idiot!!!!
I agree with you 100%

[designo]

so lets say it all Designo's car is pain in the asssss :elefant:
In your asss I hope!