Z28 Girl
April 12th, 2006, 09:12 PM
An Englishgman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour
He shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad
Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it
Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man
At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt
He became real angry and went up to the Indian man
I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian
customs!,'' he yelled in the Indian man's face
The Indian man looked confused and answered
Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken
These are actually English customs
I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit :p
He shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad
Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it
Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man
At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt
He became real angry and went up to the Indian man
I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian
customs!,'' he yelled in the Indian man's face
The Indian man looked confused and answered
Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken
These are actually English customs
I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit :p