MULLA-----Joke

[BikeMaster]

A saudi Couple, preparing for a religious wedding meet with thier mulla for consultation.

MAN: At reception, we would like your permission to dance together.

MULLA: Absoulstly NOT! its immoral, men and woman always dance separately.

MAN: I cant dance with my own wife?

MULLA: NO, it is forbidden!

MAN: What about sex?

MULLA: ofcourse!

MAN: What about different positions?

MULLA: No Problem!

MAN : Woman on top?

MULLA: sure!

MAN: Doggy Stlye?

MULLA: Sure!

MAN: On kitchen table?

MULLA: Yes , yes, yes!

MAN: use of oil, honey & Vibrators?

MULLA: Sure! go for it!

MAN: Can we do it standing up?

MULLA: NO! NO!

MAN: Why not?

MULLA: Because that would lead to dancing!!:bounce: :bounce:

[ED]

wahahaha, thast the thing with mullas, horney mofo's.

[4ced]

oil, honey and vibrators... umm...

[- Big&Blue -]

hehehe :lol:

[ADM]

Ive used honey before, but oil :thinking: yumken maal galaay el semach :tome:

[BLOODLINE]

wahahhahahahhaha :lol:

[4ced]

johnson baby oil ysawi shu'3el

[ADM]

johnson baby oil ysawi shu'3el
Yea, but its hard to wash off. Has anyone tried Passion Fruit oil? Its edible. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum yum

[omarrakeen]

hahahaahha nice 1

[MAX]

johnson baby oil ysawi shu'3el

i remember one of my friends didnt find anything just vaseline :smilelol: and after 1 min of digging he and she were screaming from the pain:screwy: