NinjaBoy
July 3rd, 2006, 02:40 PM
Two Pakistani illegal immigrants sneak in to the country. They say to each other that they should learn to be 'British' as soon as possible to avoid
detection and deportation. They agree to meet again in 12 months time to see how 'British' they have become.
When they meet again, the first one says, "I wear jeans and football shirts, I am a regular attender at Blackburn Rovers, I drink Worthington bitter in the local pub where I play darts, and attend English classes at night school - how about you?"
The second one says "Faack off you Paki baaastard."
detection and deportation. They agree to meet again in 12 months time to see how 'British' they have become.
When they meet again, the first one says, "I wear jeans and football shirts, I am a regular attender at Blackburn Rovers, I drink Worthington bitter in the local pub where I play darts, and attend English classes at night school - how about you?"
The second one says "Faack off you Paki baaastard."