Ahmed Baqer
December 18th, 2006, 12:02 PM
* A man marries a deaf girl.
He mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your
breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50
times for No"
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* John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say **** you, and she says: **** you too"
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* The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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* A lady tells her Man:
"I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
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* Question: "what's the similarity
between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his
wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
Answer: "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND
He mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your
breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50
times for No"
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* John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say **** you, and she says: **** you too"
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* The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
-------------------------------------------------------
* A lady tells her Man:
"I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
-----------------------------------------------------
* Question: "what's the similarity
between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his
wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
Answer: "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND