VERY funny joke... READ

[Mr Aryan]

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does
a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket.
The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question.
If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

"Agreed!" answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you.
What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car?
Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?",
says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.

"Okay, but this is your last chance!
You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"

"Fair enough."

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike?
Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"

"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.

"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.

"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."

"Go ahead"

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining
with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker?
Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"
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[69CamaroLS1]

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[Thug Life]

she's not a hooker

she's a hoochie mama :naughty: :naughty:

[Farawla]

ehehe..loooooooool.. fun fun funny.. cool joke dude
:lmao:

[ZOSicK]

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[CLK 55 AMG]

nice one man


i think i saw ur new car today...


is it a red color?

what a saw today looks amazing.. i was looking at it and thinking what is this car... then i relise its Type R


mabrooooook :bigok:

[Mr Aryan]

Originally posted by CLK 55 AMG
i think i saw ur new car today...


is it a red color?

what a saw today looks amazing.. i was looking at it and thinking what is this car... then i relise its Type R


mabrooooook :bigok:

it's :spaz: not :spaz: RED :spaz:
:motz2: :motz2: :motz2:
it's silver...!! maybe it was something else putting type R on it... you thought it's me!! :confused:

[CLK 55 AMG]

Originally posted by Mr Aryan
it's :spaz: not :spaz: RED :spaz:
:motz2: :motz2: :motz2:
it's silver...!! maybe it was something else putting type R on it... you thought it's me!! :confused:


i thought ur car is the only one in bahrain


i havent seen one before


but what i saw today looks very nice with red color


i havent seen ur car yet but am sure silver would look great for it

[Mr Aryan]

Originally posted by CLK 55 AMG
i thought ur car is the only one in bahrain
i havent seen ur car yet but am sure silver would look great for it

here you go, my car when it was at minaa salman....

[Diablo]

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[Striker]

iz it a type R ??


anyway

mabroook on tha new ride its Sweet mashallah

ta36eek 5airha oo takfeek sharha :bigok:

[Mr Aryan]

Originally posted by Striker
iz it a type R ??

i guess it's type R, this is what it's writen on it!! :welcome2: :spray:
J/K

yes, it's 2003 Civic type R
thanks :pimp:

[Striker]

Originally posted by Mr Aryan
i guess it's type R, this is what it's writen on it!! :welcome2: :spray:
J/K

yes, it's 2003 Civic type R
thanks :pimp:

heheh

shawaiya daye5 el layla :pimp:

[chevy_sS]

eheheheheheheh




nice 1 wala :lmao:


chevy_Ss

[Z28]

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[ls1tech]

Originally posted by Z28
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Inshalla dyman Farhan Cozen:naughty:

[MONGOOSE]

:lmao: :bigok: :lmao:

[CapRicon]

Originally posted by Mr Aryan
A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does
a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket.
The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question.
If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

"Agreed!" answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you.
What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car?
Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?",
says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.

"Okay, but this is your last chance!
You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"

"Fair enough."

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike?
Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"

"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.

"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.

"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."

"Go ahead"

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining
with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker?
Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"
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thanks Mr. Aryan,


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nice joke, also good lesson 4 u guys that hooker isnt a smashing word after all!

:bigok:

[Farawla]

nice car brother.. congratulations :lmao:

[CLK 55 AMG]

Originally posted by Mr Aryan
here you go, my car when it was at minaa salman....

thanks for the pic


walllllla testahel Mr.Aryan

e36eeeeeek '7eeeeerha oo ekfeeek sharha inshallla



:bigok:

[Mr Aryan]

Originally posted by CLK 55 AMG
walllllla testahel Mr.Aryan

e36eeeeeek '7eeeeerha oo ekfeeek sharha inshallla



:bigok:
thanks :)

[audi]

hahhahah

[vette4ever]

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