Pilot Vs Priest

[BikeMaster]

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him
Is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt,leather jacket and
Jeans
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
Whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired American Airlines Pilot
From Dallas." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the
Pilot, Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am
Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this
Cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."

"Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he
Gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and
Wood.How can this be?"
"Up here - - we work by results," says Saint Peter,
"while you preached - - people slept; while he flew - - people prayed."

[ADM]

lol, that was a good one :up2:

Yella, more la

[NOS4EVER]

Cool I always pray if I see a helicopter flying in Bahrain above our heads :)

[ZOSicK]

wahahaahahahaahahaha :smilelol:

[ADM]

Cool I always pray if I see a helicopter flying in Bahrain above our heads :)
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa i think i know what you meant by that :smilelol: i cant wait till he reads it lol

[NOS4EVER]

Yes you guest it right :) (spray water)

[ADM]

Yes you guest it right :) (spray water)
:smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol: :smilelol: :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2