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January 15th, 2007, 04:58 PM
Blonde Jokes
1- There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde came up to her and said, "that looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.." "Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89...
2- Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!".
3- Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?
4- What do you call one blonde blowing into another blondes ear?
A: Data Transfer!.
5- Whats dumber then 3 brunettes building a house underwater?
A:3 blondes trying to burn it down!.
6- There's santa caluse,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they all jump off a roof,who hits the ground first ?
The dumb blonde, because a smart blonde and santa clause dont exist.
Marriage Jokes
1- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
2- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
3- At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
4- I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
1- There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde came up to her and said, "that looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.." "Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89...
2- Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!".
3- Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?
4- What do you call one blonde blowing into another blondes ear?
A: Data Transfer!.
5- Whats dumber then 3 brunettes building a house underwater?
A:3 blondes trying to burn it down!.
6- There's santa caluse,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they all jump off a roof,who hits the ground first ?
The dumb blonde, because a smart blonde and santa clause dont exist.
Marriage Jokes
1- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
2- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
3- At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
4- I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."