funny BUT dirty..!..

[Farawla]

hi friends.. here's a funny joke.. but sorry cuz it's eshway dirty..:confused:

-Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially"
and " in reality"?

-Dad: I will show you

-Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

-Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

-Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
-
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

-So the father turns back to his younger son saying:

You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 bi****s and a g*y!

[Silver SS]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Good one Dark Angel :bigok: :bigok:
I see that you like dirty jokes :naughty:

[ZOSicK]

thats was funny but dont carried away with dirty jokes coz it's against forum rules :bigok:

[Farawla]

Originally posted by BlackSS
thats was funny but dont carried away with dirty jokes coz it's against forum rules :bigok:

inshallah i won't ..:hail: "forgive me"

yo Silver SS... :nono: i don't "3aib"

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by BlackSS
thats was funny but dont carried away with dirty jokes coz it's against forum rules :bigok:
Come on she's new.... let her have her day and then the next day we could tell her to lay down a bit on the dirty :naughty: jokes :lildevil:

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by Dark Angel
yo Silver SS... :nono: i don't "3aib"
Yeah right.... they always say that :tongue:
Just kidding Bro :bigok:

[...SILVIA...]

MOOOWAHAHHAHHAHA !
nice joke !

:bigok:


Ur VERY funny walla !
nice going
:bigok:

[Farawla]

Originally posted by Silver SS
Come on she's new.... let her have her day and then the next day we could tell her to lay down a bit on the dirty :naughty: jokes :lildevil:

la it's 3adii.. and it's better from the first day so i can wt's right and wrong..

Silver SS.. kareeh wa7ed :tongue:

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by Dark Angel
Silver SS.. kareeh wa7ed :tongue:
I keep hearing that... what does that mean :tongue:
Does my avatar show my bad side:tongue: :lmao:

[Farawla]

thankx Silvia.. :lmao:

[Farawla]

Originally posted by Silver SS
I keep hearing that... what does that mean :tongue:
Does my avatar show my bad side:tongue: :lmao:

hahha.. meskeeeeeeeeeeen.. :kiss:

ur avatar .. la la ..it's a7la pic i've ever seen.. :lmao: "kiding"

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by Dark Angel
a7la pic i've ever seen.. :lmao: "kiding"

Why the "kiding" :motz2: :motz2:

[Farawla]

Originally posted by Silver SS
Why the "kiding" :motz2: :motz2:

hey sweets.. don't get mad.. u didn't understand me.. i was a6anaz when i told u "la la it's a7la pic i've ever seen".. that's y i said kiding.."it means u look handsome :naughty: "

[Black Z]

:lmao:

nice one darky :bigok:

[THE GODFATHER]

Doesn't Dark Angel remind u of someone

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by THE GODFATHER
Doesn't Dark Angel remind u of someone Who :confused:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Silver SS
Who :confused:

Who B3ad ....:naughty:

[Silver SS]

Originally posted by Diablo
Who B3ad ....:naughty:
La please don't tell me.....:spaz:

[Diablo]

HEHEHE i'm not sure maybe GODFATHER knows better...:naughty:

[THE GODFATHER]

Not sure....she sounds like her.

[XOXO]

Originally posted by THE GODFATHER
Not sure....she sounds like her.

YOU MEAN THE BLACK TURTLE WAX
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

[designo]

thats a real shame ! :spaz:

[Silver SS]

:nono:

[CapRicon]

nice joke thanks Dark Angel, my mum likes it very much

:lmao:

[yassrey]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he enquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 70 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag.":lmao:

[SAMoloGY]

Originally posted by THE GODFATHER
Doesn't Dark Angel remind u of someone

i see the same spelling mistakes

[Farawla]

Originally posted by XOXO
YOU MEAN THE BLACK TURTLE WAX
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

first of all ................. ana SEXY LADY69....... oo yo :wtf:

ma abii ared 3aleek cuz ma atnazel a5alii doobi eb doob wa7ed 5ayes ma eswa eshway methlak.. "malat 3ala elbambar":motz2:

[Farawla]

Originally posted by Silver SS
La please don't tell me.....:spaz:

oo ent esket yal 5ayeen... ma a7bek :die:

[designo]

lets keep this under control people !

[Farawla]

Originally posted by designo
lets keep this under control people !

ok sorry .. bas plzz just let them esketoon 3ani cuz ma asta7mel sa5afathom oo thqala damhom "ufff ma asta7mel ref3oo tha'36ii":spaz:

[Silver SS]

Why do you let them.... just relax

[Farawla]

Originally posted by Silver SS
Why do you let them.... just relax

thankx habibi..... bas ma abii "give me a kiss 3alashan i relax:naughty: "

[ZOSicK]

sorry i dont have time for your cat fights :nono: