all about ....

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My boss is so wealthy he even bought a kid for his dog to play with.


Man : I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my wife.
Friend : Did u have it put down ?
Man : No, of course not - i had its teeth sharpened.


The two fleas were just leaving the theatre when the male flea turned to the female flea and said : Shall we walk, or take a dog ?


Mary : Whenever we go out we let our puppy stay at home to look after the children.
Jane : Is that safe ?
Mary : Of course. It's a baby setter.


Man : My dog has no tail.
Friend : How do u know when it's happy ?
man : When it stops biting me.




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[SAMoloGY]

hahaha:lmao: .. thanx alia.. i needed a good laugh today

[Black Z]

:lmao: nice ones Alia thanks :bigok:

[yassrey]

thanx alia :lmao: :lmao:

[CapRicon]

some more 4 u guys -


Penicillin - the present for the man who has everything.


I went into the chemist and said : Could i have 3 condoms, miss?
She said : Dont miss me!
I said : All right, make it 4.


Question: What r the differences between psychologists, psychoanalysts and psychiatrists ?
Answer : Psychologists build castles in the air, psychoanalysts live in them and psychiatrists collect the rent!


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[Black Z]

LOL

More more please :lmao:


:bigok:

[CapRicon]

One day, William Shakespeare was finding it difficult to concentrate on his writing work. Inspiration seemed to have deserted him.

Then, as he sat gnawing his pencil, he glanced at it and suddenly creative thoughts rushed into his head and he began to write:

2B or not 2B ...




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[Silver SS]

:lmao:

[CLK 55 AMG]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

thanks bro

[CapRicon]

A man on holiday in the USA was amazed at the way his host, a huge Texan, had everything so much larger than back home in England.

The car was as long as three English cars put together; the bedrooms were big enough to play a tennis match in; and the kitchin was so big it could cook enough to feed an army.


The Englishman was very impressed with all this Texan greatness, but after he had been staying in his host's gigantic house for about a weel he began to drink even more than he normally did back in England.

One night, after getting particularly drunk, the Englishman fell into his host's swimming pool. When the servants rushed to rescue him they found him screaming:

Dont flush it! Dont flush it !















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[ZOSicK]

ahahah those were really funny thanks alia :bigok: :lmao: