Mr Aryan
March 7th, 2004, 01:57 PM
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her.
She says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
**The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
**She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony.
She says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
*The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
**She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
**So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men to be saved from death.
Suddenly, a Mid-East man catches the woman from his balcony.
She says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The man replies : "Astaghfirullaah!", ..and he drops her.
Have a nice day,
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
On her way falling down, an American man catches her.
She says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
**The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
**She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony.
She says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
*The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
**She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
**So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men to be saved from death.
Suddenly, a Mid-East man catches the woman from his balcony.
She says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The man replies : "Astaghfirullaah!", ..and he drops her.
Have a nice day,
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: