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-=<FOXXX>=-
July 10th, 2007, 01:36 AM
Five young US graduate Iranian-Americans, filled with love for the old country go back to Iran to look for jobs. They go to one of the ministries where they have interviews. First one gets called in and the interview starts:

*"Who killed 'Hazrate Ali'?"
**" I don't know."*
*"Who killed 'Emam Hassan'?"
**"I don't know." *
*"Who killed 'Emam Hussein'?"
**"I don't know."*
*"Who killed 'Emam Zeinal-Aabedine beemar'?"
**"I thought he died of his illness."*
At this point the interviewer tells the youngster to get out. Outside the interviewing office the other four gather around him asking whether hegot the job.
*"I don't think they have a job here. It seems that somebody has killed
a number of people and they are looking for the murderer!"
ZEX
July 10th, 2007, 02:56 AM
Okay


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NOS4EVER
July 10th, 2007, 03:08 AM
wahaaaaaaaaa :)
A.Z
July 10th, 2007, 03:42 AM
loooooool

so true, they dont know anything about islam since they ran out of the country...
Ottoman
July 10th, 2007, 09:00 AM
so is it supposed to mock the company for caring more about relegion then they do about job qualification?

or mock the interviewee for not knowing the answers to the Q's?


i thought it was a) but i could be wrong
maXmood
July 10th, 2007, 09:46 AM
lol...nice 1...
designo
July 10th, 2007, 10:59 AM
Those Mullas need to replace their turbans with baseball caps and chill!
A.Z
July 10th, 2007, 12:44 PM
^^ and let go of teryak a lil bit..
BLOODLINE
July 10th, 2007, 02:31 PM
wahahahaha nice one :lol:
ZOSicK
July 10th, 2007, 02:55 PM
Those Mullas need to replace their turbans with baseball caps and chill!
i agree :up2:
-=<FOXXX>=-
July 10th, 2007, 04:52 PM
so is it supposed to mock the company for caring more about relegion then they do about job qualification?

or mock the interviewee for not knowing the answers to the Q's?


i thought it was a) but i could be wrong

it's not a company. It was a ministry
Quarantine
July 10th, 2007, 06:46 PM
hahaha funny 1
JonnybravoM3
July 13th, 2007, 01:24 PM
I'm thinking of growing a beard....

Maybe then, when I walk into a mosque to pray in Bahrain they won't think i'm an American tourist and tell me "Hello sir! Can I help you?" like they always do!
A.Z
July 13th, 2007, 05:14 PM
^^ now that is funny !! :lol:

what do you tell them and what do they say after that?
Night Crawler
July 13th, 2007, 07:04 PM
they came looking for a job not jihad
JonnybravoM3
July 13th, 2007, 11:21 PM
^^ now that is funny !! :lol:

what do you tell them and what do they say after that?

LOL I always laugh - and tell them that I am American but i'm slowly learning Arabic and that I've converted to Islam. lol. Nice huh? Lying inside a mosque...Just makes it more interesting. Eventually I do come clean and laugh along with them.

Man once in Mecca when I went for 3omra, after the ma'3rib prayer, this wahabi comes up to me and starts interrogating me - ''Inta 3araby? Inta muslim?" ..i told him, "Laa ana masee7y! Thats why I'm in a mosque!" lol. I get asked the dumbest questions sometimes. haha. But its fun at the end of the day.
ZEX
July 14th, 2007, 01:16 AM
Man once in Mecca when I went for 3omra, after the ma'3rib prayer, this wahabi comes up to me and starts interrogating me - ''Inta 3araby? Inta muslim?" ..i told him, "Laa ana masee7y! Thats why I'm in a mosque!" lol. I get asked the dumbest questions sometimes. haha. But its fun at the end of the day.

LOL sometimes ppl ask stupid Questions !! then you answer then in the same way , they become angry !