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BLOODLINE
August 27th, 2007, 12:04 PM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden,
he said out loud, "GOD, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head
and in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to
me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge
to hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."God said, "Your request is
very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The
concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me." The man
thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I wish that I
could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are
thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean
when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy." God
replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge

??ąяяєŗą?
August 27th, 2007, 12:37 PM
hhahahahaha ! 7elwaaaaa

Ninja
August 27th, 2007, 12:40 PM
hahahaha !!!

You must be awarded (( THE JOKE OF THE DAY ))

4ced
August 27th, 2007, 01:28 PM
not very tough, because we dont have more than one or two jokes per day, usually...

- Big&Blue -
August 27th, 2007, 01:34 PM
hahahaha :)

ADM
August 27th, 2007, 01:43 PM
Bwahhahhaaaaaaaaaaa

A.Z
August 27th, 2007, 01:59 PM
ista'3for allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

ZEX
August 27th, 2007, 06:36 PM
lol :haha: that was nice

thanks bloody

BLOODLINE
August 28th, 2007, 12:54 AM
you're welcome guys .. glad u liked it :)

Night Crawler
September 2nd, 2007, 11:56 AM
i'd say 4 lanes hahahaha

NOS4EVER
September 2nd, 2007, 02:52 PM
Wahaaaaaaaaaa where’s the quean of GGT?

BLOODLINE
September 2nd, 2007, 11:40 PM
glad you liked it guys :bigok:

ED
September 2nd, 2007, 11:43 PM
china its kinda old, but still funny.

BLOODLINE
September 3rd, 2007, 12:02 AM
china its kinda old, but still funny.
:jail: