A word of advice....

[Kayman]

For the married ppl in here and for future ppl who will get married...

if you want to love your wive, never, and i mean never.......... go into a OBG clinic with your wife, watch her go thru labour, or watch her go thru any OB-Gyne surgery...

you will hate her for the rest of your life..

and no more :bed: :bed: :bed:

[ED]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


i need the story.

[VQ35HR]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[BLOODLINE]

wahahahahahah my bro told me about it .. u dont wanna hear what they say while the birth time

alla y3eenek DR!

[Kayman]

you want to know the story..

yeah so i get a call in the middle of the night.. telling me i need to come to the hospital to assist in a surgery..

so i dress up and go... the surgery turned out to be "ERPC" which stands for.... evacuation of remnants of products of conception...

what happened was the lady has a miscarriage/abortion and some remnants were still inside her uterus..

so what they have to do here is dilate the vagina and took the stuff out..

so her husband decides to dress up and enter surgery with us... after watching thru the whole surgery and seeing how big the vagina was dilated..

he came out and said to me "what the hell am i supposed to do with that now? put my shoe inside"?

i was like :smilelol:

i swear to god guys... u can fit 2 boots inside and it fits 3ady..

just an advice, lol.

[Ottoman]

birth ok.. squeezing a watermelon out of a lemon

but what's an OBG surgery entail?

[Kayman]

another story...

we were assisting this woman in delievering... she's in sooo much pain... screaming and yelling and swearing... her husband was in with us inside.. he was like a 90kg+ man... he started sweating and heavily breathing and he finally collapsed.. poor guy couldnt handle it..

[Kayman]

and this patient comes in.. she has UTI (urinary track infection)... it was neglected so it led to renal failure and DIC (disseminated intravasculer coagulation).. a week later, the patient was dead.

you guys have no idea how much shittt women go thru in their pregnancies walla masakeeeeeeeen... the fetus induces both hypertension and diabetes!

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

karoom u married???

[Quarantine]

I keep telling my wife we should just adopt one of the millions of orphans in this world

[BikeMaster]

good thing the wife went for c-section then.. painless and i was there but didnt see anything there was a curtain :pimp:

[Quarantine]

good thing the wife went for c-section then.. painless and i was there but didnt see anything there was a curtain :pimp:

what is c-section exactly?

[BikeMaster]

he came out and said to me "what the hell am i supposed to do with that now? put my shoe inside"? .

Use the back door ..duh!

[BikeMaster]

what is c-section exactly?

A caesarean section (AE cesarean section), or c-section, is a form of childbirth in which a surgical incision is made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies. It is usually performed when a vaginal delivery would put the baby's or mother's life or health at risk, although in recent times it has been also performed upon request.

[Quarantine]

but doesn't it leave a scar on the abdomen? for life?

[BikeMaster]

but doesn't it leave a scar on the abdomen? for life?

to my knowledge, it goes, we were told that, and my wife's cant hardly be seen..like it fades

[Striker]

I was the only one who made my mother go through C-section..!! ehmmm...I was gonna die if I went out the wrong way!! aaah, story of my life...!!

Karoom, what is OBG??

Allah ye3een those women...seriously, wtf, how can you dilate the friggin vagina?! what do you do?! What's the procedure?!?!..Do you use this sort of thing that you put in the mouth which opens it up?! a555! That must hurt man!! hahahaha!!

You said something about remnants, what is that exactly???

DUDE, how on earth could you go through med school! SERIOUSLY!! Allah yewafgeek enshallah man!! I know where to go when I'm sick!! DR.KAROOM IN DA HOUSE!

[Striker]

but doesn't it leave a scar on the abdomen? for life?


Depends on the severeness of the cut, I guess..

My mother told me that the cut is still visible.

[Night Crawler]

you guys are disgusting i wanted to be with my wife when she goes through the delivery

[Striker]

Romantic all of a sudden?

[ファルーク]

mafee SMG and DSG??

[ED]

you guys are disgusting i wanted to be with my wife when she goes through the delivery
Be with here doesn't mean u look at here Virgina all the time, be there ext to here, talk to her, hold her hands, thats it, u wana see some, wait form a couple months.

[ED]

mafee SMG and DSG??
la fe FSI, TFSI, SRS!!!

[ZEX]

now the question is , does it get smaller after the FSI thing ? or it remains streched ?!

WTF , those women are having really really hard times

[ED]

now the question is , does it get smaller after the FSI thing ? or it remains streched ?!

WTF , those women are having really really hard times
int 7mar zex, sorry.

i wont even answer you.

actually i will, no it remains wide and they install an electric garage door (6baila).

[Ottoman]

jeez u guys are soo clueless lol...

yes C-section leaves a scar... u guys haven't seen the britney spears pics?

and a C-section has to cut thru so much muscle and tissue and fat to get the kid out...


yes the Vagina dialites like hell... but in many cases it also Tears... and sometimes the doctor even cut it open more for the kid to get out...

if the kid still gets stuck.. they use these giant pliers.. called Forceps..
and grab the kid by the head and yank him out..

that's what happend to sylvester stallone.. and he got nerve damage... that's why half is face is droopy like that..


and it's aslo known then after a few months (sometimes upto 6) i.e. no sex the vagina eventually closes up again... she's not gonna be walking around with a Cave between her legs....

but whether it's as tight as pre-birth I doubt it..

but there are creams and ointments for that

[ED]

jeez u guys are soo clueless lol

and you wonder why women are so annoying here, now one knows nothing about them hahah.

[ZEX]

int 7mar zex, sorry.

i wont even answer you.

actually i will, no it remains wide and they install an electric garage door (6baila).
LOL

i though this could be like stretching legs , you can practice it , but if you don't practice for a while , it's hard to do it later , muscle become smaller and tighter

:p

[ZEX]

and it's aslo known then after a few months (sometimes upto 6) i.e. no sex the vagina eventually closes up again... she's not gonna be walking around with a Cave between her legs....

but whether it's as tight as pre-birth I doubt it..

but there are creams and ointments for that

sarz , shut up and listen , la t2allef men 3andek

it closes up , it doesn't remain wide !! :suck:

j/k but as i thought , it gets smaller so at least you can have sex

[ZOSicK]

women really suffer man

[ED]

LOL

i though this could be like stretching legs , you can practice it , but if you don't practice for a while , it's hard to do it later , muscle become smaller and tighter

:p
OMG, bas khalas, bas.

[ED]

women really suffer man
and we pay for it, so we suffer too.

[ZEX]

OMG, bas khalas, bas.
:lol:

hehehe , 5ala6 no more disgusting talk :p

[Kayman]

Ottomon: couldnt have said it better myself.. good job!

[Kayman]

oh and fox: no i'm not married.. why would u say that?

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

oh and fox: no i'm not married.. why would u say that?

hmm wild guess............................

[ED]

Karoom, post some befoe and after pix !!!!

[audi]

weeeeeeeeeeee3..... yuk!!

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

hope u tell that to the lil girl in ur avatar

[Kayman]

Nope, no pics guys. Sorry!

[budavid]

yeah it should be documented!!

I guess after this post most of the guys here will become "Bu 9bayyan":bounce:

[ED]

yeah it should be documented!!

I guess after this post most of the guys here will become "Bu 9bayyan":bounce:
half of them are!!

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

Nope, no pics guys. Sorry!

good we want to fast one day without any distractions

[Striker]

Can you post some pictures after Eid??

Education is the key to success :eatout:

[Kayman]

trust me, u dont want to see pics.

[Striker]

Is it more disgusting than an autopsy?

ADM the sick idiot sent me a video once. You know, opening up his chest and breaking it up and pulling out his intestines and ripping his head up open and pulling his brain out for some studies or something.

I think he donated his body or something, such a nice guy!! May his soul rest in peace.

[Kayman]

Striker, there is no such thing as donating a body for autopsy.

Autopsy is done when the cause of death is unknown.

They usually open up the body and find out what went wrong to cause the death.

It is mostly done in homicide, and suicide cases.

[Night Crawler]

Be with here doesn't mean u look at here Virgina all the time, be there ext to here, talk to her, hold her hands, thats it, u wana see some, wait form a couple months.
actually i saw and learned about the whole process during my human sexuality class, but the professor didn't show a dilated pussy

[Striker]

Striker, there is no such thing as donating a body for autopsy.

Autopsy is done when the cause of death is unknown.

They usually open up the body and find out what went wrong to cause the death.

It is mostly done in homicide, and suicide cases.


ooh ok, thank you for clarifying that...!!

3ayal, I think he was just donating his body or something. Cuz they took all of his intestines weya his kidney oo mal 5arabee6 and then they opened up his head and they stitched him back up. The guy who did all of that was doing it normally, no expressions on his face, THAT was quite disturbing!!!!!

[Z28 Girl]

women really suffer man


:( :( :(

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

ooh ok, thank you for clarifying that...!!

3ayal, I think he was just donating his body or something. Cuz they took all of his intestines weya his kidney oo mal 5arabee6 and then they opened up his head and they stitched him back up. The guy who did all of that was doing it normally, no expressions on his face, THAT was quite disturbing!!!!!

doctors are used to this. If he/she wasn't they wouldn't be qualified for surgeons in the first place

[budavid]

Black330, pictures plz, I feel like want to throw up today:french:

[Striker]

doctors are used to this. If he/she wasn't they wouldn't be qualified for surgeons in the first place


Not that sort of ripping off 7abibi!!!!

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

Not that sort of ripping off 7abibi!!!!

i mean those kind of surgeons

[Striker]

estereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee7

[A.Z]

LOOOOOL :lol:
Thanks for the advice doc :up2:
Btw sema3t ina 3ogob ma il wa7da tolad e5ay6on el beta3 wa 3ogob fatra ishilon il e5ya6a 9ij hal shay wela shala5!?!?!?

[budavid]

allah y'3arbelkom t7ebboon halsowalef!!

[-=<FOXXX>=-]

LOOOOOL :lol:
Thanks for the advice doc :up2:
Btw sema3t ina 3ogob ma il wa7da tolad e5ay6on el beta3 wa 3ogob fatra ishilon il e5ya6a 9ij hal shay wela shala5!?!?!?

that itself is 3athab for the husband

[A.Z]

lets see what the doc says :p maybe its not true!!

[Striker]

Ok, I'm fasting now...LET US NOT DISCUSS THIS MATTER. When we eat later on that 5:14 or something..We'll reopen this session for discussion!

[Kayman]

Adool, it depends.. sometimes the babies head is to big that it wont pass thru the vagina so they have to cut the vagina ishway... usually they dont!

[budavid]

Black330,

rmo'9an 5alla9, yallah PIcTURES!!!:soccer: