Leo
March 14th, 2004, 08:58 AM
Madame Khoury comes to have dinner at her son Zouzou, who lives with a girl
roomate, Salma ... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was
more between Zouzou and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Zouzou volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Salma and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Salma came to Zouzou saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Zouzou
Several days later, zouzou received an email from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salma, and I'm not saying that you
do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom
Which leads to prove: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL A LEBANESE MOM
roomate, Salma ... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was
more between Zouzou and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Zouzou volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Salma and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Salma came to Zouzou saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Zouzou
Several days later, zouzou received an email from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salma, and I'm not saying that you
do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom
Which leads to prove: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL A LEBANESE MOM