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Kraigoth
March 17th, 2004, 03:55 AM
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
" The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
" The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
" The Farmer: "I am getting to the point,madam. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
:lmao: :naughty:
Da BeaR !!!
March 17th, 2004, 04:05 AM
:lmao: :lildevil: :naughty:
designo
March 17th, 2004, 07:06 AM
not funny! :lmao:
Kraigoth
March 17th, 2004, 07:40 AM
:tongue:
Kayman
March 17th, 2004, 07:56 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Black Z
March 17th, 2004, 09:53 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Silver SS
March 17th, 2004, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by designo
not funny! :lmao:
:lmao: I think so too
Phoenix
March 17th, 2004, 11:18 AM
are we supposed to laugh on this? :confused:
vette4ever
March 17th, 2004, 11:23 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
ENIGMA.com
March 17th, 2004, 11:25 AM
GODDAMN LAME (sounds more like an Aboriginal farmer):lmao:
Leo
March 17th, 2004, 12:01 PM
:hahano: :haha:
Kraigoth
June 4th, 2004, 05:36 PM
:bigok:
Willham
June 4th, 2004, 06:23 PM
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
" The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
" The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
" The Farmer: "I am getting to the point,madam. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
:lmao: :naughty:
Qawiya dude :bounce:
Kraigoth
June 4th, 2004, 07:01 PM
i know ... fel wayeh
bu yoosef
June 4th, 2004, 08:54 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
ITS BAK
Kraigoth
June 4th, 2004, 08:55 PM
wut do u mean ??
-Hussain-
June 6th, 2004, 02:04 AM
:D
that was direct :lildevil:
nice nice
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 02:09 AM
yup yup ... :alcoholic
ZOSicK
June 6th, 2004, 12:04 PM
:smilelol: good one :up2:
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 01:51 PM
:thinking2:
what's going on??
-Hussain-
June 6th, 2004, 01:58 PM
yup yup ... :alcoholic
stop drinkin it's lunch time
ENIGMA.com
no, nofin happenin just a joke and here Kraigoth wants to hit
the record of worldz drinker
:crazy:
ZOSicK
June 6th, 2004, 02:02 PM
stop drinkin it's lunch time
ENIGMA.com
no, nofin happenin just a joke and here Kraigoth wants to hit
the record of worldz drinker
:crazy:
he wont make it :nono:
-Hussain-
June 6th, 2004, 02:07 PM
he wont make it :nono:
i hope he makes it
:clap: go Kraigoth go Kraigoth go Kraigoth
:joke: with u Kraigoth
:tudevil:
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 04:06 PM
:alcoholic huh :alcoholic who :alcoholic where :alcoholic when :alcoholic wuts goin on down here :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 07:44 PM
good thing I'm not an obsessive drinker
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 07:57 PM
who am i ... wut is this place :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 08:20 PM
u are a hairy ASS who is smart enough to use a keyboard
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 08:23 PM
http://users.rowan.edu/~olea5609/Rock_monkey.gif
u mean this ..... who cares anyway :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 08:25 PM
WOOW, I guess u must be a hit with the women eh???
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 08:29 PM
in my planet i was rated as Mr teen for the years 2000 untill 2010 :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 08:30 PM
that's a long title eh??
Kraigoth
June 6th, 2004, 08:31 PM
ya but who cares ... i am the gr8est :alcoholic .... can u get more ice will ya :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 6th, 2004, 08:32 PM
thnxs 4 tha drink, but duty calls
-Hussain-
June 7th, 2004, 01:16 AM
Kraigoth
still?
stop it
u've drinked all the stock in the house :alcoholic
Kraigoth
June 7th, 2004, 01:53 AM
who said so go check again ... u will be surprised :alcoholic
ENIGMA.com
June 7th, 2004, 06:21 AM
:nono2: shame on you
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