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A.Z
February 11th, 2008, 01:27 AM
1-type ur notes on the computerr and make sure they look small.

2-print them in black ink.

3-get some scotch tape and put it on the notes.

4-cut the part which has the tape on it.

5- put that piece in cold water.

6-after 5 minuets take of the paper carfully.

7-and the notes will appear on the tape.

8-let the tape dry off so it can be sticky again.

......enjoy and stick them anywhere u want......:P:D
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THE HAT TRICK: This involves a baseball hat, small handwriting, and a good look of frustration on your face. Occasionally, when the answer is too tough for you, get the "this will never work" look on your face, and take your hat off to wipe your brow with your sleeve. Your concealed page of notes should be visible inside the 'cuff' of the hat, where your forehead sits. Avoid eye-contact with the teacher and glance occasionally. The best part about the hat trick is that once you make up your little sheet, you have probably learned all the stuff on there and you can have confidence in your own abilities.
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THE RUBBER BAND: This is simple for formulae etc., and is done quite simply. Take a wide rubber band, stretch it out really widely and place books on the ends to keep it from getting small again. While it's stretched out, write your notes/cheats on the stretched out rubber with a black ballpoint pen, making sure to write your letters as close as possible. Then let it return to its original size, and the notes will just look like black boxes, not cheats. Wear the rubber band as a bracelet to your test, and when you need the answers, just stretch the rubber band out, and when done, let it snap back.
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THE CALCULATER: For tests allowing calculators, use any sort of text based memory to record all the equations, notes, theorems, proofs, etc. Create a fake, password protected program and use the text box. No teacher will ever be able to access it. However, most exams do not allow programmable calculators and invigilators may check.
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THE MP3: The excuse: "I did all my studying listening to my music, so 'state-dependent' theory says...blah blah blah". Anyway, with a cheap microphone, do a voice recording of any and all notes you could need for the exam. Keep every chapter, section, etc. on a different track so it can be easily accessed. Store the audio file on the music player. If listening is not allowed, put an earphone up your sleeve, or wear a hood. (It is easy to conceal a small earphone without a conspicuous hood if you have long hair.) You can also use the voice recording of your notes to study before the test so you wouldn't have to cheat. Also, you can save a video of whatever you need.
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THE MP3 REVIESTED: Write whatever notes you need in a text file and put it on your media player (may require software) or create an image file of the notes and load it. Wear a pair of baggy jeans to school. Make sure your desk is directly behind the person in front of you. Put your feet up against the back legs of the seat in front of you with your knees high to conceal your lap. Place player in your lap with your fly open. If your teacher comes near or suspects you, slide it into your pants. (Note: works best for teachers of the opposite sex, particularly girls with male teachers.) Alternatively, some players have a feature which allows you to write lyrics for songs - this feature can be used to store information on tests.
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THE TAKE-HOME TEST: So, you sat down and, well, you're screwed. What do you do? (Keep in mind, this is a rarity, but has worked. It takes knowing the teacher's tendencies.) Take the test home with you. Do not turn it in. Get help, and finish the test at home. Bring it back to class with you for the next lecture, along with several different colored pens and markers. When you see his/her grading method, color, style... grade your own test. Either s/he recollects the tests to record them, and you're money, or... when the end of the semester comes around, and you have no score recorded, you can bring in evidence that you actually took the test and got graded on it. (Note: This one can get you in serious trouble... not for the light-hearted). If you don't feel like doing that simply don't turn the test in and claim that they lost it. Ask to retake it on a later date.
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BATHROOM CHEAT: This is the easiest way not to get caught. Simply have a calculator or some exam notes in your pocket and while taking the test, write questions down on a piece of scrap paper. Then go to the bathroom, whip out the cheats and work out your answers. You could also leave the notes/calculator hidden in the toilets beforehand. Please note that teachers are catching on to this so it might not work or they might not even let you go.
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ESSAY TESTS: Well, this is a brick wall in the cheating world. You can either try to copy or BS your way through it, but one thing will get you the points. Teachers are usually looking for specific words or phrases to be used, and they usually tell you them in class the day before the test. Know the teacher, know the buzz-words, and be able to BS it well. Sorry, no silver bullet here. Or who may know. Keep your info in mind. Get some plasters or stickers. Write down your information on the sticky side of them.Stick them on your hand, wrist or arm on exam day. When the test comes, all you'll have to do is lift up the plaster to reveal the answer!
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''WHOOPS'' TECHNIQUE: If you know what is on the test (you have a copy from another student) or you know exactly what will be on it (ask other students) write a good version, then keep it with you and don't let it get folded etc. When you get the actual test, write some stuff on it and pretend to be thinking (or scrambling if it is a different version). Just before tests are collected, pull out your original copy and stash the other; turn in the good test. If it is a different version, you may still be able to get away with it; just turn in the wrong one and when/if the teacher asks, say it was the one they gave you, and stick to that (this works best for essay type tests).
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HIDDEN CHEAT: Write out your exam notes before the test, and slip the paper into the shaft of your pen. Then, during the test, you can just take apart your pen and read the information needed. Make sure you don't get seen. This method can work even better if your pen has a clear shaft.
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GUM WRAPPER: Before the test buy some gum - not in a package, but some that comes individually wrapped. Open the package and CAREFULLY unwrap a stick of gum. Take a small sheet of paper, write your info and put it under the gum, rewrapping the stick. Put it back in the pack on top and take a few out so it looks like a pack you've had for a few days. During the exam, when the proctor isn't looking, eat the gum and read your info. Pretend to get tired of the stick and put it back in the wrapper so you "destroy" your cheat notes and thus don't get caught. Additionally, get a pack of gum that comes in a tin, like ice breakers sours gum/mints. Cut out a circular piece of paper the size of the tin and open the "to share" side to read the notes. Only have a few pieces of gum in there, though, so that you won't look suspicious when you throw it away. (Note: works even better under the padding of Altoids.)
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BAND-AID: This usually only works with small notes, and if you are an athlete (football, skateboarding) this works even better. Get the biggest band-aid you can without it making it look like it was on purpose. Put it on your elbow or knee. Write the some notes on the cloth like part of the band-aid, red (blood), brown (dried blood), or yellow/green (pus) works best, but you could really use any color. Then, when it's test time, itch the band-aid. Then, act like you're going to fix your band-aid. Pretend you're looking at the wound, but don't pull it completely off (you don't have a wound!). Look at the answers. Do not take the band-aid off during school! They will obviously see you're faking.
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DESK CHEAT: Before the test, (make sure the teacher isn't in the room when you do this - try the day before the test) get a good sheet of notes, formulas, complicated questions and answers, etc. and have it all summarized on a sheet of paper. Take the sheet and glue/tape it on to the bottom of the desk that you KNOW that you will be sitting at. During the test, simply drop your pencil under the desk, reach for it, look up and enjoy your answers (do not stare for too long or the teacher might notice).
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DESK CHEAT 2: print out a small strip of paper the thickness of the desk with the answers and put small strips of tape on the ends. When in the class for the test, tape the paper to the edge of the desk closest to you, and if the teacher walks by, cover it with your arm.
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DESK CHEAT 3: before class, when the teacher isn't there all you have to do is write formulas etc. on the desk in pencil. It works best in the back of class and is very discreet. If the teacher walks by just slide your paper over it. It is also very hard to see unless you are close to it. When class is over you can simply erase the notes. (This works extremely well with light colored desks and pencil; use of pen isn't recomended.)
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NOTE-CARD CHEAT: If you vaguely know what will be on the test beforehand, write very small on both sides of a few note-cards. Write everything you want to know for the test. What usually helps to limit the information is to study half of what you need to know, and write down the other half. On the day of the test, wear a sweatshirt with long sleeves. Slip the note cards into the sleeve. When you get the test, slip the note cards from your hand, to the second or third page of the test. When you go to look at the cards, it will look like you just are looking at pages ahead. When you actually get to the page on the test where the note cards are, slip them back into your sleave and slip them on to another page. Near the end of the test, slip the note cards back into your sleeve. (NOTE: This only works on multiple page tests.)
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NOTE-BELT CHEAT: Make sure you have a belt, and cut out a piece of paper slightly shorter than the belt is tall/wide, and about 6-10 inches long. Write out all of your notes on this piece of paper (one side only), then attach it to the inside of your belt. Come test-day, make sure you have this belt on you, and it is relatively loose. When you want to read the notes, simply suck in your gut, and read from the inside of your belt. Note: this may work better if you tuck in your shirt beforehand, so that it does not seem odd that you are lifting up your shirt.
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FINGER NAIL CHEAT:(may require medium-long finger nails.) Make sure you use a pencil (best results are with at most a 0.5mm lead pencil). Write any information really small on your finger nail. Teachers don't think about checking your finger nails, plus, it blends with your nail color and you can easily see it as the lead will reflect some light. Best of all, by simply wiping your nail to another finger, you can wipe off the writing!
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SLEEVED-SHIRT CHEAT: Wear a long-sleeved shirt that can easily be rolled up or moved. Using an unnoticeable pen, write formulae or key facts that you are sure will be on the test on your forearm. Try to sit in an area where a person of larger size may block you from the teacher's vision. Try not to obviously check your forearm, but pretend that you have some sort of itch and you are scratching your forearm.
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WATER BOTTLE CHEAT: Get a water bottle and very carefully remove the label/wrapper that wraps around the middle of the bottle. If it is thick enough, write your cheat-sheet/notes on the back of the label (the white part that sticks to the bottle) or attach the label to a sheet of thin paper with a glue stick or tape. Re-attach the label to the bottle. If you look through the bottle at the right angle, you will be able to read your notes through the clear water within it.
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TRASH CAN CHEAT: Type (so your teacher cannot recognise your handwriting if caught) some notes (in a large font) on a sheet of paper. Attach some tape to the back of the paper and act like you're throwing it away but really stick it to one side of the inside of the trash can. Then, during a test, act like you're going to throw away something (or spit out gum, sharpen pencil, whatever) and look at your garbage can notes while you're there. When the test is over, rip off the sheet and throw it away.
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SIGN LANGUEGE CHEAT: (only works with multiple choice exams; requires a friend and some planning) Get your friend's attention in a predetermined way (eg: coughing, whistling, knocking, stretching, etc.). Tell them the number of the question you are stuck on by using your fingers on one hand. (For example, ONE by sticking out your index finger immediately followed by TWO by sticking out your index and middle finger together would mean question #12. You can do numbers greater than 4 by using your thumb to denote a plus sign. For example, index-middle + index-middle-ring + thumb + index-middle-ring-pinky = question #27.) In response, your friend can give you the answer to the question by showing you his thumb (A), index (B), middle (C), ring (D), or pinky (E) finger, or by placing their pencil in a predetermined position for each answer.
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BODY PARTS CHEAT: Get a pen (red works best as it blends best with skin tone) and write little notes on any area of skin on your body. The ankles are good if you wear jeans and can cross your legs. The wrists are good if you can write on your veins with blue pen. On the inside of your thighs you can write formulas if you wear shorts. One of the best places to put crib notes are on your hands, for several reasons: *1) You will be using them during the whole test, *2) It is easy to hide with another hand or a shirt sleeve. Write short notes on the lines and wrinkles of your palm, the sides of the fingers, or the little piece of skin between your fingers.
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CALCULATER LEGS CHEAT: In your maths exam, just put your calculator in between your legs and whenever you need to use it, type in the sum and pretend you are rotating your neck so you can glance at your calculator to see the answer. Practice beforehand so you know where all the buttons are.
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SLEEVE NOTE CHEAT: Get a small piece of paper and write all your notes up beforehand. On the day of the test just slip it into your jumper sleeve, and when you need it just pull a small portion of it out, look at it under the desk, put it back into your sleeve and keep writing! Easy.
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THE HOODIE CHEAT: Tape a piece of paper with your note on it inside a baggy hoodie and during the test when you are in big trouble pull it off and as you do so look at the note taped on the inside. When you in trouble later just put it back on. This works best in long tests where you can leave 15-30 minutes or so between checking notes for safety.
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OLDER STUDENT: Memorize the answers to a test from an older version of the test given or sold to you by an older student. This is almost infallible, and will also help you learn if you do the test yourself beforehand.
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IN-DISK CHEAT: (only works if you are not in total view of the teacher). Have your notebook with all your math questions and/or answers on it and just shove it in your desk, and simply take it out and act like you are using it for paper to do the equation on; simple as that.
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PENCIL TO DESK CHEAT: Get to class a few minutes early, then pull out your study guide/notes that you will need on the test. Place them on the desk and pretend to write marginal notes on the papers, but really copy some short, abbreviated notes onto the desk. Try to write really fast, then when your teacher starts passing out tests, put your notes away and use what you have written on your desk. This trick is effective because you can easily cover up the lead writing with your forearm and erase it afterward.

A.Z
February 11th, 2008, 01:28 AM
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LOCKER CHEAT: Do not take your notes with you to the test. Instead, leave them in your locker. Go over the test and do all of the questions you know. Make a mental note of the ones you don't know the answers to and ask to go to the bathroom. If you are allowed to go, go to your locker, and use your notes to get the answers you need, then return ASAP before you forget them! This works best if your locker is relatively far away from where the test is taking place. It's extremely important that you be very quick while you're doing this. Also, this method will not work for tests where someone has to escort you to the bathroom.
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WRISTBAND CHEAT: Write some study notes on a small piece of paper and slip it under a wristband. Then when the teacher isn't looking, slide it out and take a peek. This can be done in several different ways: you can put your head down on your desk as if you are thinking and look, or you can even ask to go to the washroom and look at them there. Make sure that the paper is not sticking out!
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TISSUE CHEAT: Write the information needed onto a tissue, and then before the test starts, put the tissue into a tissue box in the classroom (this works best with a tissue box in the back of the classroom). At some point during the test, go to the box and pull out the tissue. Face away from the class and pretend to blow your nose, when you're actually looking at the answers. If there are many people who actually use tissue during class, alternatively, you can have the tissue in your pocket, and then blow your nose in the back of the room. Dispose of the tissue in the trash.
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HEADACHE CHEAT: Write your information onto your hand. Pretend you're under traumatic stress during the test by rubbing your eyes or head as if you have a headache. When you do that, look at the answers on your hand. It's almost foolproof, since all you're doing are the natural reactions of one under stress. This will not work with teachers who check hands before the test starts.
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SCRAPS: In a math test or exam, you are usually allowed a piece of scrap paper. You can take advantage of this by pre-making your own version of scrap paper. Write the notes, formulae, equations, symbolic functions, etc. so that you can just look at them when you are taking the test. Make sure that you are still lightly tracing your pre-wrote notes so your teacher won't be suspicious.
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THE DICTIONARY CHEAT: Some tests allow you to bring a dictionary or thesaurus inside the exam room. Thus, do bring your dictionary which has been scribbled in with formulae, informations, charts, etc., and remember the page numbers. The teachers won't flip every single pages of your dictionary, so the chances of you getting caught is slim.
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IN VITE PPL AND ENJOOOY..;)

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THE COVER SHEET CHEAT: Two pieces of paper, one on top of the other. Write your notes on the top page, being sure you press hard. Upon the removal of the top sheet imprints of your notes will be visible on the underlying sheet.
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THE MECHANICAL PENCIL TRICK; Get an opaque mechanical pencil which takes in about 0.7 lead or thicker. Write all your notes on a single piece of paper and roll it up. Pop out the eraser from the pencil and slide your notes in. So whenever you need to look at some notes, pretend that you're changing the lead and sneak a peak at the notes. This works well because a teacher isn't going to look inside your pencil for cheat notes...
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CLEAR BLINDER: If you have a test where you can have a binder present, use a clear one. Slip the answers under the bind (the clear part), then press hard down on the binder and bang your answers!
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IPOD OR MP3 PLAYER: You need long sleeves for this cheat. Put the music player in you pants pocket and have the cord going up your sleeve. Make sure that you keep the sound on low. Have the music player playing a recording of the answers. Put your hand next to your ear and only yo can hear the answers.
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AWKWAAAARD.......: Male or female: this WILL work. Write your test answers on the patch of your skin that lies under the elastic band of your boxers, tighty-whities, bathing suit, or whatever you desire to wear under your pants. If a teacher asks you to lower the elastic band and reveal the answers, an obvious retort would be: "are you serious?!?! I'm pretty sure that what you just asked me to do is illegal for a teacher to ask. It's very personal, by the way." Look shocked or else they will be very suspicious.
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THE WATCH CHEAT: This works best with the watches with a metal band that folds into three pieces and clips together. Take your watch off, and on the inside of the clasp (the parts you can't see when it's closed, but NOT the part against your wrist because it will wear off) you have room to write small notes/formulae/whatever with a thin mechanical pencil. Just take your watch off and sit it on your desk, or play with it pretending to think. It can't be seen while you have the watch on, and you can just wipe the notes off with your finger to destroy the evidence.
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THE HIDDEN LEG STYLE:(most preferable for students who wear pants): This is really helpful for long essay tests. If you already know what the exam will be but don't know how to answer a long essay, print or write the answer on a long or short bond paper. Before you go to your school or university, wrap the bond paper that you printed aroud your legs then tape it at both ends but be sure that you can twist the bond paper for you to read the other parts. When the test have started, make your legs to shape like a #4 with the cheating leg on the top then easily pull the part of your pants that covers the bond paper. When the teacher or professor goes around to check, just change the position of your legs or sit down normally and the part of the pants that hides the paper will automatically go down and cover the paper again.
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THE INVISIBLE INK: (suggested for people who know that they will be taking their exams in their own classroom): Using security ink that shows up under UV light, write your cheats on the wall before the exam starts (make sure that the wall that you'll be writing on has a small column near it and is discreet, for example below desk level). When you get stuck, focus a UV torch on the invisible ink, and your answer is revealed. Your friends could also bring torches to view the same answers (but ensure you don't tell anyone who is likely to snitch on you if they are caught).
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IN-PEN TRICK: (works best if the teacher uses study carols or dividers to keep you from cheating off each other) You will need a pen with a see-through body so you are able to see the ink cartridge. Print a study guide or small cheat sheet in very small font, but not too small that the writing is illegible (size 6 or 7 is recommended). Next, dismantle the pen and tape the cheat sheet on the inside circumference of the pen's body. Put the pen together again. You should be able to see the cheat sheet inside the pen, if you cannot, dissassemble the pen and replace the paper until you can see it.

GhOsT RiDeR
February 11th, 2008, 03:24 AM
baaaaaaaaaaaaaal

2 much

3 much

4 much

10000 much

thank u very much

Shihaby
February 11th, 2008, 04:19 AM
wow i almost read the whole thing! inshalla i never have to use any of these methods :p

Night Crawler
February 11th, 2008, 06:59 PM
really good but that time has passed

Death666wish_
February 11th, 2008, 07:41 PM
how about study?

LS1_BoSs
February 11th, 2008, 09:26 PM
3adel brother (the best cheater on AMA)

Attack666
February 11th, 2008, 09:28 PM
how about study?


ma3endak salfa..:bigok:

Shihaby
February 12th, 2008, 04:40 AM
how about study?
how about you change your avatar because it's fuking scary? :D

BLOODLINE
February 12th, 2008, 01:14 PM
Adool .. cheating is not good :nono2:

Death666wish_
February 12th, 2008, 02:47 PM
ma3endak salfa..:bigok:
well cheating takes effort, so i just leave blanks :D

how about you change your avatar because it's fuking scary? :D
ain't she a cute little girl?:D