Fire Truck

[designo]

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," replies the girl.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

[ED]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha.

[Shihaby]

hahahahaha :lol:

[empreza555]

MEEEoOOOoooOOOooooWWWwwwwwwWWW!
smart kid! :rollaf:

[Interceptor]

Not funny, NEXT.

[empreza555]

sometimes imagining the situation that the joke is describing helps!!even if the joke in some cases is pointless and senseless it could still be funny if u could imagine it...for example:a crosseyed man(a7wal)goes to pick his father frm the airport and ends up carrying his dad on his shoulder and kissing the bag.......wellll it sounds funnier in arabic at least but i hope that u get idea!if u just hear it without listening and setting the scene in ur mind it will sound tasteless!

[ZEX]

sometimes imagining the situation that the joke is describing helps!!even if the joke in some cases is pointless and senseless it could still be funny if u could imagine it...for example:a crosseyed man(a7wal)goes to pick his father frm the airport and ends up carrying his dad on his shoulder and kissing the bag.......wellll it sounds funnier in arabic at least but i hope that u get idea!if u just hear it without listening and setting the scene in ur mind it will sound tasteless!
That's what the first 8 Lines are meant for , you should read and visualize the scene to know the last 2 lines :D