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Black Z
April 2nd, 2004, 11:46 AM
Three men -an American, a Japanese and an Egyptian were sitting naked in
>the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked

at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanies lifted his palm to his
ear.

When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."

The Egyptian, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he
had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his ass.



The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

"I AM GETTING A FAX," he explains

ENIGMA.com
April 2nd, 2004, 12:21 PM
loooooooool

:spray:

Moe
April 2nd, 2004, 12:33 PM
looool :laf: :lol: :smilelol:

good one bro
thnx

bu yoosef
April 2nd, 2004, 01:09 PM
ahahahahahahah
damn u man u just made my day
:afro:

Black Z
April 2nd, 2004, 09:00 PM
Glad you liked it guys :up2:

bu yoosef
April 2nd, 2004, 10:27 PM
still cant stop laughing :alcoholic

ZOSicK
April 2nd, 2004, 11:48 PM
funny as hell :smilelol:

Silver SS
April 2nd, 2004, 11:50 PM
:lol: :lol:
Good one

Phoenix
April 3rd, 2004, 12:01 AM
OLD! :sleeping:

4ced
April 3rd, 2004, 12:11 AM
eee 7ad uma old!

Leo
April 3rd, 2004, 08:24 AM
:laf:
nice nice funny fnny bro.

Z28 Girl
April 3rd, 2004, 12:08 PM
25% funny
25% good
25% old
25% 1 for 1
100% :hmmm: walla shai... :laf:

ZOSicK
April 3rd, 2004, 11:25 PM
25% funny
25% good
25% old
25% 1 for 1
100% :hmmm: walla shai... :laf:
:screwy:

:pray:

Black Z
April 3rd, 2004, 11:27 PM
:screwy:

:pray:


I agree with you...she needs it big time :drooling:

Moe
April 3rd, 2004, 11:40 PM
:screwy:

:pray:


BlackSS: Time for some whopping :zzwhip: Z28 girl is asking for it :devil3:

Black Z
April 4th, 2004, 06:47 AM
BlackSS: Time for some whopping :zzwhip: Z28 girl is asking for it :devil3:


Whipping not whoping....

don't let designo catch you with those mistakes....he'll eat you alive... :laf:

Moe
April 4th, 2004, 12:18 PM
Whipping not whoping....

don't let designo catch you with those mistakes....he'll eat you alive... :laf:

do you say am gonna whop ya a$$ walla am gonna whip ya a$$? :whack:

4ced
April 4th, 2004, 12:21 PM
ill give u a can of whoop ass!

Moe
April 4th, 2004, 01:50 PM
ill give u a can of whoop ass!

:bump:

Z28 Girl
April 4th, 2004, 04:59 PM
y3ni lazam ath7ak ma abi ... 9aj ento mob wayah a7ad ya ta'3ashmar m3akom... :saiyan:

aswad ss :argue2:

blackz :pray:

Moe i'm the one who 'll :whip:

Black Z
April 4th, 2004, 06:05 PM
do you say am gonna whop ya a$$ walla am gonna whip ya a$$? :whack:


it's whip...never been whoap.... :down2:

Phoenix
April 4th, 2004, 06:19 PM
Black Z ..

ever heard of whipping cream??


so what ur saying is Moe is gonna put some whipping cream on her :stickpok:


:hmmm: ... sounds intersting!


:laf: u gotta get food outta ur head bro!

Black Z
April 4th, 2004, 07:06 PM
okay... :dum: