Moe
April 4th, 2004, 12:17 AM
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Sincerely,
Desperate
REPLY:
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
if all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. WavFiles.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider additional software to improve memory and hard drive performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0
Good luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Sincerely,
Desperate
REPLY:
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
if all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. WavFiles.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider additional software to improve memory and hard drive performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0
Good luck,
Tech Support