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April 16th, 2004, 12:08 PM
> GIRL : I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a
> BASTARD.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
> did he do to deserve that?
>
> GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : .. Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he took my cloths off.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he had sex with me!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD
> BASTARD.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
> did he do to deserve that?
>
> GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : .. Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he took my cloths off.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he had sex with me!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
>
> GIRL : Yes!
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
>
> GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS.
>
> PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD