Funny Car Names

[ZOSicK]

AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO
Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC
Poor old Nigro thinks its a Cadillac

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW
Virtually Worthless

:clap: :laughing2:

[Silver SS]

GM General Maintenance Great Mistake
That's not true.... :grin:

[ZOSicK]

VW
Virtually Worthless

:smilelol:

[Kraigoth]

BMW
BLACK MANS WILLY :smilelol:

[vette4ever]

What about Camaro SS ??

[Public Enemy]

the car name is a Camaro after all .. the SS is just another option like an M .. u cant go look for that can u ?

we are talkin about brands here :naughty:

so when it comes to BMW it's a brand so Black Mans Willy fits or Blow My Willy fits it perfectly :bigok:

so is CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

:dance:

[vette4ever]

the car name is a Camaro after all .. the SS is just another option like an M .. u cant go look for that can u ?

we are talkin about brands here :naughty:


:dance:

so Camaro is Super Sh#t :playnice:






:joke:

[ZOSicK]

it might be but its also fast as hell even for a beamer my friend :up2:

[vette4ever]

:feedback:
it might be but its also fast as hell even for a beamer my friend :up2:

[yassrey]

so Camaro is Super Sh#t :playnice:






:joke:

CAMARO SS>>>>SUPER SPORT
CAMARO RS>>>>RALLY SPORT

[ZOSicK]

yassrey :naughty:

[vette4ever]

:burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout:

[ZOSicK]

vette baby lets dance :music: :dance: :apple: :banana: :orange: :bounce:

[vette4ever]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
vette baby lets dance :music: :dance: :apple: :banana: :orange: :bounce:

[BiGiE]

ahahahahahaha vw Virtually Worthless ahahahahah

[Da BeaR !!!]

PONTIAC
Poor old Nigro thinks its a Cadillac


HAHAHA :smilelol: :smilelol:

[Black Z]

:laf: hahahahahahahaaa

Vette your and idiot man...

[4ced]

OPEL

Olways Phaster than Even Lightspeed

Oh Phuck, Ets Lovely