Silver SS
October 31st, 2003, 02:47 PM
For those who love ambiguity. Think about some of these ....
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman," Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
5. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
11. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
12. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?
13. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.
14. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
15. How is it possible to have a civil war?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
17. If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
18. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
19. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman," Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
5. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
11. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
12. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?
13. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.
14. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
15. How is it possible to have a civil war?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
17. If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
18. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
19. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?