ZOSicK
April 17th, 2004, 10:52 AM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money
. than his wife can spend
. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
. and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
. and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do
. but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
woman marries a man
. expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman
. expecting that she won't change, and she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after
. that is the beginning of a new argument
:lol: :clap:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
-----------------------
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
-----------------------
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
--------------------------------------------
. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money
. than his wife can spend
. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
-------------------
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
. and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
. and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
--------------------
Married men live longer than single men do
. but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
woman marries a man
. expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman
. expecting that she won't change, and she does
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
------------------------------
woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after
. that is the beginning of a new argument
:lol: :clap: