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designo
April 27th, 2004, 02:12 AM
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THIS SATURDAY!

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

ZOSicK
April 27th, 2004, 06:46 AM
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN :smilelol:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 07:29 AM
oh man, i should be there

Black Z
April 27th, 2004, 08:25 AM
I MUST BE THERE... :orange:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 09:25 AM
we will be there! i am now totally anti-taliban!

Dragon55
April 27th, 2004, 09:37 AM
On behalf of my family (Bahraini + American + Chinese), i wish u Designo and all other GulfGT members have a wonderful long weekend ......

:cheers: :hug: :cheers: :hug: :cheers:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 09:43 AM
bahraini american chinese??? explain plz!

Silver SS
April 27th, 2004, 02:24 PM
:thinking:....

-Hussain-
April 27th, 2004, 02:49 PM
:rollaf:

So if you are a TALIBAN u should hide in the basement and wear 50 blanket on u :flush:

and if ur not u shuold be naked cause "it's hot in here :devil: so take off all ur clothes"...NELLY

Silver SS
April 27th, 2004, 02:53 PM
:thinking: nelly... how did he get into all of this

-Hussain-
April 27th, 2004, 03:10 PM
:thinking: nelly... how did he get into all of this

Bro..

did u here his song (it's hot in here)

he says:"it's hot in here... so talk off all ur clothes"
if u take off all ur clothes u'll b nude like the anti-taliban :orange:

Z28 Girl
April 27th, 2004, 03:39 PM
:thinking: nelly... how did he get into all of this

ee wallah 9aj how did he get into all of this ... :bsflag:

audi
April 27th, 2004, 03:52 PM
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THIS SATURDAY!

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON


plz desingo plz plz plz don't B.SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!! !!!!
:ttis:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 03:56 PM
plz desingo plz plz plz don't B.SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!! !!!!
:ttis:


what? he made this up? do u think he is actually BS'ing?



NO, REALLY?!?!



NO WAY!



:duh:


and whats the deal with nelly

designo
April 27th, 2004, 03:58 PM
thank you people! thank you

Silver SS
April 27th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Bro..

did u here his song (it's hot in here)

he says:"it's hot in here... so talk off all ur clothes"
if u take off all ur clothes u'll b nude like the anti-taliban :orange:
I've never heard that song before... was he called R-Kelly before and changed it to nelly

designo
April 27th, 2004, 04:03 PM
I've never heard that song before... was he called R-Kelly before and changed it to nelly
you must be kidding me??????? i think ME and YOU should stick to Pet Shop Boys, Franky Goes to Hollywood... or maybe Duran Duran and Wet Wet Wet !!

-Hussain-
April 27th, 2004, 04:04 PM
I've never heard that song before... was he called R-Kelly before and changed it to nelly


No he wasn't

he's NELLY

CapRicon
April 27th, 2004, 06:13 PM
i like NELLY n it's getting hot and warm in bahrain here .....

:sheep: :sheep:

ZOSicK
April 27th, 2004, 06:17 PM
you must be kidding me??????? i think ME and YOU should stick to Pet Shop Boys, Franky Goes to Hollywood... or maybe Duran Duran and Wet Wet Wet !!
i love Duran Duran and Pet shop boys toooooooooooooooooooo :bigok:

ChilliWilli
April 27th, 2004, 06:33 PM
:banana:

Z28 Girl
April 27th, 2004, 07:28 PM
:banana:

yo boy shnu 3ndak :motz2:

:stickpok:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 09:47 PM
i love Duran Duran and Pet shop boys toooooooooooooooooooo :bigok:


yeah but you WOULD wouldnt you yal :queer:

ZOSicK
April 27th, 2004, 10:24 PM
atleast i love duran duran .. from what i heard u worship Take That and Boyzone :smilelol:

4ced
April 27th, 2004, 10:27 PM
baaal... just the fact that you remember the names of groups like that says a lot about u

Aries5
April 28th, 2004, 10:15 AM
bahraini american chinese??? explain plz!

Yo 4ced! :wave:

On behalf of my baby bro I'd like to say that:

Bahraini: is our dad

Chinese: is our mom

American: is our grandparents cuz they're holding that passport..

What do you think? Coctail huh?! :eyes:

The One
April 28th, 2004, 10:26 AM
see you there guyz

Kayman
April 28th, 2004, 10:35 AM
i'll be there :naughty:

4ced
April 28th, 2004, 11:17 AM
Yo 4ced! :wave:

On behalf of my baby bro I'd like to say that:

Bahraini: is our dad

Chinese: is our mom

American: is our grandparents cuz they're holding that passport..

What do you think? Coctail huh?! :eyes:

thats very interesting....

but let me tell you about my ex...

her dad is half lebanese half greek, her mom is half english half iraqi!

and they both hold bahraini passports...

wait...

it gets even more screwed up....

her COUSINS... who live in AUSTRALIA... are half spanish half italian

HOW DO U EXPLAIN THAT!?!?!? i seriously have no idea...

true story, no BS... i swear !

ENIGMA.com
April 28th, 2004, 11:49 AM
BUSTED :smilelol: