NinjaBoy
November 14th, 2009, 12:06 AM
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> A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
> He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said
> she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
> no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
> sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and,
> as it was still early, decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought
> she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon
> spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
> with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
> and a little kiss there.
>
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
> herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted
> his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go
> as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
> agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
>
> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home,
> put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what
> kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You
> know I never have a good time when you're not there."
>
> "Did you dance much ?"
> "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
> into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going
> to believe what happened to the guy I gave my costume to...."
>
>
> A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
> He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said
> she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
> no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
> sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and,
> as it was still early, decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought
> she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon
> spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
> with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
> and a little kiss there.
>
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
> herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted
> his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go
> as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
> agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
>
> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home,
> put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what
> kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You
> know I never have a good time when you're not there."
>
> "Did you dance much ?"
> "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
> into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going
> to believe what happened to the guy I gave my costume to...."
>
>