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Leo
April 28th, 2004, 12:57 PM
البعوضة لن تصدق ما فيها

البعوضة هذا ‏المخلوق ‏الضعيف ‏العجيب.. ‏الله ‏سبحانه ‏وتعالى ‏عندما ‏ضرب ‏مثلا ‏بعوضة ، ‏فهو ‏ليبين ‏للناس ‏أن ‏هذا ‏المخلوق ‏الصغير ‏في ‏حجمه00 ‏عظيم ‏في ‏خلقه.

‏إليكم ‏هذه ‏المعلومات ‏عنها:

‏هي ‏أنثى

‏لها ‏مائة ‏عين ‏في ‏رأسها

‏لها ‏في ‏فمها 48 سن

‏لها ‏ثلاث ‏قلوب ‏في ‏جوفها ‏بكل ‏أقسامها

لها ‏ستة ‏سكاكين ‏في ‏خرطومها ‏ولكل ‏واحدة ‏وظيفتها

لها ‏ثلاث ‏أجنحة ‏في ‏كل ‏طرف

‏مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏حراري ‏يعمل ‏مثل ‏نظام ‏الأشعة ‏تحت ‏الحمراء
وظيفته : ‏يعكس ‏لها ‏لون ‏الجلد ‏البشري ‏في ‏الظلمة ‏إلى ‏لون ‏بنفسجي ‏حتى ‏تراه .

‏مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏تخدير ‏موضعي ‏يساعدها ‏على ‏غرز ‏إبرتها ‏دون أن ‏يحس ‏الإنسان ‏وما ‏يحس ‏به ‏كالقرصة ‏هو ‏نتيجة ‏مص ‏الدم ..

‏مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏تحليل ‏دم ‏فهي ‏لا ‏تستسيغ ‏كل ‏الدماء .

مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏لتمييع ‏الدم ‏حتى ‏يسري ‏في ‏خرطومها ‏الدقيق جدا .

مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏للشم ‏تستطيع ‏من ‏خلاله ‏شم ‏رائحة عرق الإنسان من ‏مسافة ‏تصل الى (60) كم .‏‏

واغرب ما في هذا كله أن العلم الحديث اكتشف أن فوق ظهر البعوضة تعيش حشرة صغيرة جداً لا تُرى الا بالعين المجهرية وهذا مصداق لقوله تعالى : (إِنَّ اللَّهَ لاَ يَسْتَحْيِي أَن يَضْرِبَ مَثَلاً مَّا بَعُوضَةً فَمَا فَوْقَهَا.. ).



:thinking2 what a weapon…
مزودة ‏بجهاز ‏للشم ‏تستطيع ‏من ‏خلاله ‏شم ‏رائحة عرق الإنسان من ‏مسافة ‏تصل الى (60) كم .‏‏
take a bath 5 time a day...

Farawla
April 28th, 2004, 01:26 PM
kel hai fel thobanat..

i really feel afraid men elthobanat..

u know that day i was having lunch fel 9amadi.. i hate flies.. kanat fee thobanteen that really bothered .. while ana eating aat7al6am 3aleehom.. ma sekat till one of them found a nice pool in my drink oo swim in it..

then the other one 6arat oo 6arat oo qe3dat fee my spoon .. weeeeeeeeeeeee3.. i left my lunch for the thobanat & qe3adt hungry with no lunch :eyecrazy:

Black Z
April 28th, 2004, 01:29 PM
seb7aaan allaaah....

4ced
April 28th, 2004, 01:30 PM
ayaaaaaaaaaaiiii meskeeennaaa

bs this isnt about thobanat... its about bu3ooth... mosquitos...

they bite


uhhh

i feel itchy

MONGOOSE
April 28th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Leo thanks bro :afro:

Farawla
April 28th, 2004, 01:42 PM
ayaaaaaaaaaaiiii meskeeennaaa

bs this isnt about thobanat... its about bu3ooth... mosquitos...

they bite


uhhh

i feel itchy


kela wa7ed.. kelhom 7asharat.. & i hate it........

Oops i did a silly mistake "thobanat" sorry i mean "thoban" right la? :tongue:

4ced
April 28th, 2004, 02:02 PM
hmmm probably yeah

Silver SS
April 28th, 2004, 02:18 PM
wow... mashalla

ZOSicK
April 28th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Farawla 3ejbatni kalmat " Thobanat " :smilelol:

Z28 Girl
April 28th, 2004, 03:29 PM
thoban , ba3oth and 9or9arat kelhom methel ba3ath 7sharat...

they all make Z28 Gril afraid...:shocked:

Black Z
April 28th, 2004, 03:40 PM
Leo thanks bro :afro:


he's a she..I mean she's a she..

aaaaaaaahhh

she's a she...not a he :party1:

Z28 Girl
April 28th, 2004, 03:55 PM
he's a she..I mean she's a she..

aaaaaaaahhh

she's a she...not a he :party1:

Dear .. i think u have to lie down shwai ...:sleeping:

la tag3ed t5arbo6 3aleenah...

4ced
April 28th, 2004, 11:52 PM
yeah black z! chill out man!

Z28 Girl
April 29th, 2004, 12:24 AM
yo base foundation waish 3ndok .. :argue:

vette4ever
April 29th, 2004, 01:16 AM
ayyyyyy shaayyyyyyyyy

4ced
April 29th, 2004, 08:11 AM
hey z4654 grandma madri shesmech basech stop calling me foundation laykoon ana cream asaas wana madri :motz2:

Farawla
April 29th, 2004, 01:34 PM
hey z4654 grandma madri shesmech basech stop calling me foundation laykoon ana cream asaas wana madri :motz2:

:rollaf: lancom or maxfactor??

sorry 4ced but '6a7aktni .. hahahhah

Farawla
April 29th, 2004, 01:36 PM
Farawla 3ejbatni kalmat " Thobanat " :smilelol:

:emb: thanks .. i always say it cause ma3arf ajma3 ..hahahha

bas from now ... just use this work when u wanna tjme3 "thoban" :orange:

Thug Life
April 29th, 2004, 06:49 PM
waaaaaaaaw :flush:



















:ttis:

Z28 Girl
April 29th, 2004, 06:55 PM
hey z4654 grandma madri shesmech basech stop calling me foundation laykoon ana cream asaas wana madri :motz2:

ana grandma .... :(

jara7t mash3rei ... :crying:

Thug Life
April 29th, 2004, 06:57 PM
ana grandma .... :(

jara7t mash3rei ... :crying:

HEEEEY LAAAISH TEJRA7 MASHA3RHA :motz2: :motz2:

Z28 Girl
April 30th, 2004, 12:26 AM
Thug Life dear thanx u r my HERO... :kiss:

4ced
April 30th, 2004, 12:38 AM
sorry thugo makan qsdi lol :lol:

Z28 Girl
April 30th, 2004, 12:57 AM
it's oky Thugi and 4ced

i feel fine now :burnout: :bounce:

but 4ced don't try to hurt me again tara wallah a5aleek waroo7 bait ahli :blahblah: hehe

Thug Life
April 30th, 2004, 01:35 AM
Thug Life dear thanx u r my HERO... :kiss:

call me when u need me :D

Thug Life
April 30th, 2004, 01:38 AM
sorry thugo makan qsdi lol :lol:

la etkarirha enzain :squint: :nono: :nasty: :angry:

designo
April 30th, 2004, 03:22 AM
la etkarirha enzain :squint: :nono: :nasty: :angry:
tough nigga from the ghetto!!!

i wonder if heaven's gotta ghetto?

ZOSicK
April 30th, 2004, 03:24 AM
tough nigga from the ghetto!!!

i wonder if heaven's gotta ghetto?
R.I.P 6PAC :worship:

yassrey
April 30th, 2004, 03:51 AM
6pac was on my list last night but 2pac is for kids sorry.

designo
April 30th, 2004, 04:00 AM
6pac was on my list last night but 2pac is for kids sorry.
i guess "its just you against the world"

Thug Life
April 30th, 2004, 01:34 PM
:blahblah:

4ced
April 30th, 2004, 01:37 PM
u know... 2pac was shot and he couldnt breath, they had to remove one of his punctured lungs for a while, so he was left with 1 lung... so for a while he was called 1pac, then he just died after

RIP pac

Thug Life
April 30th, 2004, 01:38 PM
u know... 2pac was shot and he couldnt breath, they had to remove one of his punctured lungs for a while, so he was left with 1 lung... so for a while he was called 1pac, then he just died after

RIP pac

hahahahaha :hue:



















:bsflag:

Z28 Girl
April 30th, 2004, 02:01 PM
call me when u need me :D

haaaa ... :hmmm:

i call u last night but u didn't answer ... :laf:

4ced
April 30th, 2004, 03:02 PM
my phone is still on though and im just one call away like chingy :bigok:

Thug Life
April 30th, 2004, 03:04 PM
haaaa ... :hmmm:

i call u last night but u didn't answer ... :laf:

i was at the bathroom :burnout: