Shumi
May 12th, 2004, 09:47 AM
WOMEN'S REVENGE
> >"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
> >the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her
> >wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set
> >in her purse.
> >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> >"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
> >shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal
> >evil thing I could do to him."
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> >UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
> >I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
> >understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it
> >onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
> >and still be afraid of a spider.
> >************************************************** ******
> >CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
> >A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
> >the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if
> >she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a
> >box of tampons for
> >his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A
> >few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
> >balls and a ball of string on the counter.
> >She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
> >for some tampons for your wife?
> >He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I
> >sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
> >cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
> >and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much
> >cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......
> >so does she."
> >"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
> >the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her
> >wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set
> >in her purse.
> >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> >"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
> >shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal
> >evil thing I could do to him."
************************************************** ******
> >UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
> >I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
> >understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it
> >onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
> >and still be afraid of a spider.
> >************************************************** ******
> >CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
> >A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
> >the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if
> >she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a
> >box of tampons for
> >his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A
> >few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
> >balls and a ball of string on the counter.
> >She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
> >for some tampons for your wife?
> >He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I
> >sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
> >cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
> >and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much
> >cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......
> >so does she."