A Naughty Joke

[ZOSicK]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn
yard.
Suddenly
the horse falls into a pit.
He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer, save me, save
me!!!" The
chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he
gets
the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the
horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.
The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."
hen a
couple days later they're playing again and this time the
chicken
falls into the mud pit
And the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!"
So
the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The horse
stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto
my d**k."
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse
saves
the chickens' life.
So what's the moral of the story???
If you've got a d**k the size of a horse then you don't need a
BMW to
pick up chicks. :lmao: :naughty:

[yassrey]

MAN THIS JOKE ROCKS:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

there will be lots of bmw for sale after this:lildevil:

[BORN 2 EXLR8]

I am not an owner of a bimmer......so i should not feel insecure about my man hood after reading the joke


it is a funny joke but it makes no sense....why would a farmer have a BMW?? wouldn't he have a dodge ram or somethin'??? and if he really did have a BMW how would afford one if he is a farmer???


PS: the questions are just rhetorical questions....their not supposed to be answered....their there for you to think about

[Striker]

HAHAHAHAHHAH :lmao:

[yassrey]

it was a joke how would a horse talk to a chicken and the chicken replies and drives a beemer afterwards the chicken yells at the horse why does the farmer drives a beemer comon man it was a joke it doesnt supose to be true:tongue:

[BORN 2 EXLR8]

Originally posted by yassrey
it was a joke how would a horse talk to a chicken and the chicken replies and drives a beemer afterwards the chicken yells at the horse why does the farmer drives a beemer comon man it was a joke it doesnt supose to be true:tongue:


ya5y feehamt il joke the first time i read it........i was just tryin' to think and to get you all to think in a reasonable manner that why i said that th questions were (rhetorical questions)

[yassrey]

i know that you fahamt the joke what im tellin you is jokes comes from nonesense.

ok bro.

[BORN 2 EXLR8]

Originally posted by yassrey
i know that you fahamt the joke what im tellin you is jokes comes from nonesense.

ok bro.


and i don't disagree with you on that point

[designo]

uv got to be kidding me???????

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by designo
uv got to be kidding me???????



mmm dont make me regret postin the joke ,, it has nuthin to do with the BMW it has to do with the horse and the chicken so plz dont get me wrong :confused:


tara if this joke bothers u then i'll be more than glad to delete it

[Public Enemy]

Originally posted by BlackSS
mmm dont make me regret postin the joke ,, it has nuthin to do with the BMW it has to do with the horse and the chicken so plz dont get me wrong :confused:


tara if this joke bothers u then i'll be more than glad to delete it

mods get to decide what to delete or not .. any 1 is free to pm me with anything he dont like :bigok:

[designo]

I loved his joke! I didnt like the replies he got!

But I have a question.... what if I have a dick the size of a horse's and I drive a BMW?

[a38836]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[MONGOOSE]

:grin:

[Black Z]

:lmao: ..........:bigok:

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by designo
I loved his joke! I didnt like the replies he got!

But I have a question.... what if I have a dick the size of a horse's and I drive a BMW?


now thats a whole different situation ahahahaha :lmao:

[Silver SS]

:lmao: :lmao:
You guy's:bigok:

[yassrey]

Originally posted by designo
But I have a question.... what if I have a dick the size of a horse's and I drive a BMW?

then go look for a chicken.

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by yassrey
then go look for a chicken.

:lmao:

[SAMoloGY]

:ar: :uzi: BMW HATERS :blowingup :die: :z:

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by Staind Wheels
:ar: :uzi: BMW HATERS :blowingup :die: :z:

not me i love them they rock big time :bigok:

[Black Z]

:bigok: ...

BMW's are Co0o0o0o0oL....:naughty:

[designo]

BMW = Black Man's Wagon !!! Ya know wa i'm sayin?

[Black Z]

Originally posted by designo
BMW = Black Man's Wagon !!! Ya know wa i'm sayin?



HELL Yeah....

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by designo
BMW = Black Man's Wagon !!! Ya know wa i'm sayin?

u da man and by the way i love ur avator it reminds me of me heheheeheh :lmao:

[Striker]

AHAHHAHA :lmao: