The Perfect Couple.....

[ZOSicK]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Clause with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Clause had an accident...

Only one survived the accident.







Question: Who was the survivor ?????????????







(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)















































Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as a perfect man.





Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.
















































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Clause the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.





Men keep scrolling













































































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:


Women never listen. :bounce:

[Silver SS]

:laf:
3jeed.. good one :up2:

[CapRicon]

aswad ss,

eat this nicely and u deserve it.....

:whip:
:whip:
:whip:

[SS Abdulaal]

Blacky u da man!! :bigok:

[-Hussain-]

:laf:

goood 1

[ZOSicK]

:bounce:

[Moe]

lool

nice one bro :lol:

btw, ur avatar rock

[ZOSicK]

lool

nice one bro :lol:

btw, ur avatar rock
:thanks: Moe

i used Face Wrap a nokia image software to do that to my self :smilelol:

[Moe]

:thanks: Moe

i used Face Wrap a nokia image software to do that to my self :smilelol:


reminds me of conehead the movie :lol:

keep'em goin bro

[Black Z]

nice bro :laf:

and your avatar...


DAMN you look like a FREAK....

[vette4ever]

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:ttis:

[SS Abdulaal]

vette just go with the flow buddy

[vette4ever]

:devil3:
vette just go with the flow buddy

[ZOSicK]

:whip: Vette

[bu yoosef]

love it mate absolutely love it

[Z28 Girl]

aswad eth eth ..

:afro:

[ZOSicK]

love it mate absolutely love it
:up2:

[SS Abdulaal]

blacky , u gotta start pickin up ur fone buddy boy

[designo]

what was the joke again?

[SAMoloGY]

hahaha... true true

[Thug Life]

OOH YAAA EL A7MAAAR YAAA MOOOJ EL BA7AAAR

MUHRRAQ OO BAS

[ZOSicK]

thug stop posting unrelated stuff ..

u want more post counts go get new subjects :motz2:

[Leo]

what was the joke again?

The real joke is .. man always been a joke :laf:

[SS Abdulaal]

The real joke is .. man always been a joke :laf:


meaning is there is no perfect man .. and there is no sane women :grin:

[ZOSicK]

meaning is there is no perfect man .. and there is no sane women :grin:
true true :up2:

[CapRicon]

No Santa, no problem !

But no perfect man .........

:crying:

[Thug Life]

thug stop posting unrelated stuff ..

u want more post counts go get new subjects :motz2:

aaaahhh shrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

me :whip: @$$less

[yassrey]

The real joke is .. man always been a joke :laf:


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