JOKES

[AD AL-MANNAI]

محشش قالوا له في الصين كل دقيقه ينولد واحد
قال العن ابو التطور مهوب حنا كل 9 أشهر!!
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محشش دخل المسجد بعد الصلاة شاف جنازه داخله قال
احلى جاء العشاء

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واحد يسأل محشش يقول الشارع هذا وين يروح؟؟
قال المحشش: والله من عرفته ماتحرك

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محشش دخل على امه قال وين الشغاله
قالت له في المطبخ تقطع قال غيرو لها بواجي

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محشش وأهله قاعدين حول أبوه يبي يموت
يوم تقلبت عيونه صارت بيضاء
قال المحشش: بس وخروا وخروا يبي يرجع ريوس


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في محشش قاعد يكتب رساله فجأه غير الخط ليه؟؟؟
قال الخط الاول في تفتيش

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محشش طلبت المحكمة منه شي يثبت ملكيته للبيت
جاب لهم صورته وهو يغسل الحوش!!

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أثنين محششين انقلبوا بالسياره
واحد قال أظن قلبنا
رد الثاني بدينا نوسوس
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محشش قاعد يناظر مباراة ريال مدريد ..
سمع المذيع يقول فاول لصالح رونالدو ..
قال : تصدقون توني أدري ان اسمه الاول صالح

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محشش يركض بالبيت صدم امه
قالت له عما يعميك ما شفتني

قال شايفك بس مادري وين؟؟

[Thug Life]

wahahahahahahahahaha :laf:

[ZOSicK]

nice one bro :thanks:

[Leo]

:laf:

[vette4ever]

:haha:










but still :ttis:

[HeMiSooS]

:smilelol:

[-Hussain-]

:laf:

[designo]

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[Black Z]

LOL :laf:

thugy enough with this red team thignie aiiiight

[Z28 Girl]

Thug life :whip: bs 3ad we all know that u love Muharraq ... :whip:

[Z28 Girl]

OOH YAAA EL A7MAAAR YAAA MOOOJ EL BA7AAAR
MUHRRAQ OO BAS

Oh what's wrong with me :thinking:

Yassrey :whip:

thug life :whip:

[Thug Life]

Thug life :whip: bs 3ad we all know that u love Muharraq ... :whip:
i saying it again


























:ttis: :flipoff2:

[yassrey]

but i cant whip a girl :ripped:
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif
still feels like the first night together
feels like the first kiss and its getting better baby
no one can better this still holding out you still the one
first time are eyes met same feeling ill get
only feels much stronger i wanna love you longer
you still turn the fire on so if you feelin lonely now
you are the only one i ever want i only want to make go
so if i love you little more than i should
please forgive me i know now what i do
please forgive me i cant stop loveing you
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif

http://www.halfmoon.4t.com/bektsh14.gif
yassrey :whip: :whip:

[Thug Life]

but i cant whip a girl :ripped:
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif
still feels like the first night together
feels like the first kiss and its getting better baby
no one can better this still holding out you still the one
first time are eyes met same feeling ill get
only feels much stronger i wanna love you longer
you still turn the fire on so if you feelin lonely now
you are the only one i ever want i only want to make go
so if i love you little more than i should
please forgive me i know now what i do
please forgive me i cant stop loveing you
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif

http://www.halfmoon.4t.com/bektsh14.gif
yassrey :whip: :whip:

u need this one

if loveing u like i breath..how can i stop breathing

if loveing u make me wrong,,i wont be right in my all life :tucmo:

[Z28 Girl]

Yassrey :Bigkiss: u r so kind i wont whippin u again :(

Thuglife :thanku:

[Leo]

but i cant whip a girl :ripped:
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif
still feels like the first night together
feels like the first kiss and its getting better baby
no one can better this still holding out you still the one
first time are eyes met same feeling ill get
only feels much stronger i wanna love you longer
you still turn the fire on so if you feelin lonely now
you are the only one i ever want i only want to make go
so if i love you little more than i should
please forgive me i know now what i do
please forgive me i cant stop loveing you
http://kaheelaalmanaar.jeeran.com/34.gif

http://www.halfmoon.4t.com/bektsh14.gif
yassrey :whip: :whip:



Ohhh My God.. He is posting CUTE CAT!!!!