JDM tuner
June 1st, 2004, 11:37 PM
You might be a ricer if...
- After the Prom you watch Fast and Furious .
- All of your four letter words you know are in asian riting on a hood banner.
- More than half of your car is primer and fiberglass.
- Adults won't get in the car with you.
- You drive all the backstreets just to avoid speedbumps.
- Drag strips tech officials laugh when you try to enter.
- People hear your fart pipe a long time before they see it.
- Vehicle safety warnings are issued by the local authorities when you drive into the town.
- Your alternator burns out because of all the add ons .
- The brake pedal on your car are are aluminum .
- The only thing in your toolbox are zipties for the neon underbody lights.
- The tires on your car are scrape the fender wells .
- Your taillight covers are alteezas.
- There are more than five pep boys receipts for stickers currently on the floorboard of your car .
- Your wing is higher in inches than your IQ .
- You can hardly wait to graduate from a remedial school.
- Your car says Greedy, HKS, or NOS, when its really just a stock, slow Accord that gramma gave to you .
- You drive an Acura Integra, any year .
- Your dash is painted yellow and your gauge are indiglo.
- Your car is front wheel drive but you have a back wing.
- You have wheels that are worth more than the vehicle.
- You have a Honda product and you think its fast.
- Your car has Konig Tantrums.
- Your airdam is bigger than your house .
- You base your performance specs on Xbox & ps2 game.
- You learn your performance tuning from Gran Turisimo.
- You associate anything American with "REDNECKS" :lildevil:
IF SO THEN YOU ARE A REAL RICER. :crazy:
writer: fahad el-hammadi. :soccer:
<. gulfgt .>
:lildevil:
- After the Prom you watch Fast and Furious .
- All of your four letter words you know are in asian riting on a hood banner.
- More than half of your car is primer and fiberglass.
- Adults won't get in the car with you.
- You drive all the backstreets just to avoid speedbumps.
- Drag strips tech officials laugh when you try to enter.
- People hear your fart pipe a long time before they see it.
- Vehicle safety warnings are issued by the local authorities when you drive into the town.
- Your alternator burns out because of all the add ons .
- The brake pedal on your car are are aluminum .
- The only thing in your toolbox are zipties for the neon underbody lights.
- The tires on your car are scrape the fender wells .
- Your taillight covers are alteezas.
- There are more than five pep boys receipts for stickers currently on the floorboard of your car .
- Your wing is higher in inches than your IQ .
- You can hardly wait to graduate from a remedial school.
- Your car says Greedy, HKS, or NOS, when its really just a stock, slow Accord that gramma gave to you .
- You drive an Acura Integra, any year .
- Your dash is painted yellow and your gauge are indiglo.
- Your car is front wheel drive but you have a back wing.
- You have wheels that are worth more than the vehicle.
- You have a Honda product and you think its fast.
- Your car has Konig Tantrums.
- Your airdam is bigger than your house .
- You base your performance specs on Xbox & ps2 game.
- You learn your performance tuning from Gran Turisimo.
- You associate anything American with "REDNECKS" :lildevil:
IF SO THEN YOU ARE A REAL RICER. :crazy:
writer: fahad el-hammadi. :soccer:
<. gulfgt .>
:lildevil: