Pickup Lines

[Silver SS]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U. :crazy:

[Silver SS]

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

[JonnybravoM3]

OR..... some of my own favorites..

1) Do you believe in love at first sight? or shall i walk by again?
2) Hey baby, lets do some maths... add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply.... :crazy:

[ZOSicK]

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.:naughty:

[adrenaline]

shouldnt this be the thread the pickup lines that'll get you shot?

[bu yoosef]

just wondering these wont work very well in seef right

[BLOODLINE]

NICE :D

[Silver SS]

Glad you guys liked them

[BLOODLINE]

i loved it ! :D

[Silver SS]

Try to use them :p

[BLOODLINE]

yeah RIGHT ! :P

[Silver SS]

:blink:..laa walla try them... i would

[Moe]

:blink:..laa walla try them... i would

sure man! next time i pass by a girl i'll tell her

"You have nice legs. What time do they open? " :soccer:


5 fingers on the face yo :crazy:

[adrenaline]

:blink:..laa walla try them... i would

i'd love to see that,...

[Silver SS]

O.k.
Next time we meet i'll prove it bro...

[BiGiE]

i think the next time u meet it would be this thursday homz :pimp:

[adrenaline]

O.k.
Next time we meet i'll prove it bro...

haha, ok we'll see... I'll pick the chick... alotta nice ones come to fuddz on thursday... so we'll try it out! :tudevil:

[BiGiE]

ahahahahahahaha i try i way to homzzzz

[Silver SS]

deal...:up2:

[BiGiE]

homz ur on baby but u get the weed ok

[Silver SS]

:pimp:...

[adrenaline]

SMOKE IT UP!!!!

[-Hussain-]

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!



that's hard to try :lildevil:

[yassrey]

UFC pickup line:


are you ready :argue2: are you ready :argue2:
LETS GET IT ON!

[adrenaline]

UFC pickup line:
are you ready :argue2: are you ready :argue2:
LETS GET IT ON!

that's some hardcore sh1t bro!!! :lildevil:

[ZOSicK]

haha, ok we'll see... I'll pick the chick... alotta nice ones come to fuddz on thursday... so we'll try it out! :tudevil:
dont 4get to pick me too :naughty:

[4ced]

*i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?

*if i followed u home would you keep me?

[ZOSicK]

*i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?

*if i followed u home would you keep me?
those are classics :up2:

[adrenaline]

dont 4get to pick me too :naughty:

to pick u for what? to pick u a chick? :thinking2

[-Hussain-]

those are classics :up2:

i don't even know them really

la la shaklik 5ubra 3adil :tudevil:

[-Hussain-]

to pick u for what? to pick u a chick? :thinking2

he will let them run away :crazy:

[ZOSicK]

mmm ofcourse what do u expect :grin:

Hussain khebra 6al :crying2:

[Shakalakin]

I like :(

[-Hussain-]

mmm ofcourse what do u expect :grin:

Hussain khebra 6al :crying2:

ma 3alaih u'll be the master in sha allah

[adrenaline]

we'll see on thursday...

[ZOSicK]

ma 3alaih u'll be the master in sha allah
i'll try to learn from SilverSS :lildevil: