The way to talk at the office

[4ced]

-read it carefully and learn something....


Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with coworkers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so
that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective
manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f#cking way.

TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be s#itting me.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a f***.

TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f#cking problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f***?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This s*** won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat s*** and die.

TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Get at the end of the f#ckin' line.

TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f***'s yer problem?

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This s*** is f#ckin' impossible.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f*** you're doing.

Thank You,
:whip:

[BiGiE]

ahahahahaha man people could **** around man but not the whole time and esspecally when ur in work man

[ZOSicK]

GulfGt members who always use foul language can try that instead of us mods editing all the time :grin:

[4ced]

actually, that was full of bad language i edited it all myself to save u guys the trouble

im a good member :D

(u should make me a mod)

[BiGiE]

thanks homz